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Turn off the television - turn off the television
The late night network TV shows
With celebrities smiling in their famous clothes
Sitting pretty, spitting witticisms on success
To a cackling clown behind a cardboard desk
In the Late Night Talk Wars
To pacify the truly bored
Corporations paying through the nose
To bring us Late Night Bozos
We love the Late Night Talk Shows
We've had enough of David so we settle for Jay
At this point anything different would be OK
We'll miss Dave's band but we settle for Jay
We've had enough of David. Hello Jay
But we're laughing less at Leno so it's back to Dave
Although Jay used to be funny before his talk show host days
We're laughing less at Leno so it's back to Dave
Our finger's on the button. We zap him away
It's the Late Night Talk Wars - get off the couch and live your life
To pacify the truly bored - turn off the television
Corporations paying through the nose - to sell their useless shit
To bring us Late Night Bozos
We love the Late Night Talk Shows
And I can't name one reason why
The tired schtick of these two guys
Should superglue our bloodshot eyes
To their expensive suits and their ugly ties
Remember Chevy, Pat, Arsenio, Dennis and Jon
Peppy pop pundits. Poof, where have they gone?
Remember Chevy, Pat, Arsenio, Dennis and Jon
Early K.O.s, Dave and Jay battle on
So we're flippin' and a floppin' between Leno and Dave
Hours are lost and fortunes are made
Let's stop flip-floppin' between Leno and Dave
Turn the TV off and walk away
From the Late Night Talk Wars - get off the couch and live your life
To pacify the truly bored - turn off the television
Corporations paying through the nose - to sell their useless shit
To bring us Late Night Bozos
We love the Late Night Talk Shows
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The Toyes

The Toyes

About “Late Night Bozos” by The Toyes

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