[Intro: The Legendary Chef]
All you wankers out there
You are now listening to
The True Wankers
Its
(Cum inside me)
[Verse 1: The Legendary Chef]
It's The Legendary Chef, Mr. Keyboard, wanking till his knees sore
Bobe got trees, whores, freaks, tees and mean scores
No_one Ever Really Dies is what I'm tryna see more
True Wankers need your JJuice, like three, four
Barrels, give it to me now no haggle
No bad barrels, Harald, none shall be narrow
I tell you, whip it out quick before I fail you
Making a meal for three, so I need that value
Love this drizzle cause the recipe's exact
Written and produced by yours truly, that's fact
In the kitchen with Nig8alas and he asked for a cat
Dizzle on the track he just jizzed on your back
JJuice, for when you're painting naked black dudes
Dick out, sipping on some shit with an attitude
Earl in the attic with an arm of an addict mad at you
Getting at it with my soldiers, no sweater, jacket move
Guzzle it for breakfast, then the next setlist
A concept worthy of a nut and a necklace
Fuck your traditions, middle finger on a wet fist
Got hot and heavy with Requeaice, and then kissed
Tall, white, skinny, ears big as fuck
Drunk white girls the only way I'll get my (dick sucked!)
Nut for bucks, True Wankers out of luck
Got a million dollars? Keep robbing armored trucks
[Hook: The Legendary Chef, Shaedizzle, Nig8alas]
JJuice
When the chef is in the kitchen, on the side you'll be drinking
JJuice
When you need a helping hand to give you an extra squeeze
JJuice
TTW guzzle till its gone
JJuice
True Wankers here to change the fucking world through song
[Verse 2: Nig8alas]
I'm on fire, got that J-J-J-J-Juice flowing
Didn't cum in a week now I really wanna go
Watching porn like a savage, I know it will flow
Down my legs, down to my toes
Oh no! it doesn't stop flowing
It's on everything, everywhere all at once
Door slowly opened, what should I do?
Coming outside, everything, everywhere is covered in my semen
My children in the basement are getting away
I don't know where they're going
The JJuice doesn't stop flowing
Now the police is knocking on my door, they're here to deport
My JJuice flow is the reason they report
Leaving behind my mess forever more
I'm being lead away, my JJuice flow is the reason for this fateful day
Now I'm getting deported with all of my stuff
Now I- all I have is a ball full of cum
Naked on the street, I feel like Requeaice
Cause the JJuice doesn't stop flowing
Now . . . everything I have
It's just the JJuice!
[Hook: The Legendary Chef, Shaedizzle, Nig8alas]
JJuice
When the chef is in the kitchen, on the side you'll be drinking
JJuice
When you need a helping hand to give you an extra squeeze
JJuice
TTW guzzle till its gone
JJuice
True Wankers here to change the fucking world through song
[Verse 3: Shaedizzle]
Met this Brazilian chick with the hips
Caught my eye moving side to side
Met another one, shorty a pisces
Kept it spicy, and icy like me
Knocking at your front door, let me come inside
Can you let a brother know if you're down to ride?
So come and take a ride on a jetpack
Never react to little mishaps
Always end up on top like it's missionary
Beat that pussy up, put it in a cemetery
She keep telling me she vegan
But is chomping on my meat every evening
Ooh, and the booty round too
Tell me what I gotta do to get the round two
Sitting by the window, staring at the moonlight, ah
Call my baby up, tryna set the mood right
Say the best shit is a friendship
Finna mess it up with some sex shit
Wake up, smell the coffee baby
Wake up, take the cocky baby
Gin and Tonic got me feeling supersonic
Next to a baby, her name sound exotic
She tryna blame me, but I'm not a alcoholic
The JJuice got me feeling hella diabolic
(Mm, tastes good)
