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Eureka! Lyrics by The Vanity Project (UK)

We Never Should Have Come Here

2023

[Verse 1]
Eureka, I revolutionised my filing system
I had a problem, but I’ve finally worked it out
Oh my God he’s worked it out
Oh my God he’s worked it out
My mind’s clear, I’m less tired and I’m more productive
My family and friends have noticed a change in me
Oh my God he’s worked it out
Oh my God he’s worked it out
[Chorus 1]
I knew something was bothering me
Like an itch or a persistent flea
But now I’ve squashed it squashed it
(Yes) I think I’ve killed it killed it
Now I’m happy and so carefree
Sit down, have a nicе cup of tea
Cos I think I’ve worked it out
Oh my god hе’s worked it out
[Verse 2]
Eureka, I’ve started making my own bread now
It's much better for you, it's much better for you
Live on a farm with a goat and my bastard wife
Oh my God he’s worked it out
Oh my God he’s worked it out
I want to cut my hair, I want to change my name
And start a fire in the staff car park
Oh my God he’s worked it out
Oh my God he’s worked it out
[Chorus 2]
I knew something was bothering me
Like an itch or a persistent flea
But now I’ve squashed it squashed it
(Yes) I think I’ve killed it killed it
Now I’m happy and so carefree
Sit down, have a nice cup of tea
CosI think I’ve worked it out
Oh my god he’s worked it out
[Bridge]
Hello?
(Strange phone call!)
Hey yeah I'm in just the middle of a song
Oh shit by the- by the way, did I tell you?
I worked it out
(He worked it out)
And I’m never ever gonna be sad again
I filled the void
(He filled that void)
And I’m never gonna look into that again
My five year plan
(His five year plan)
My self-help book and my sleeping pills
In five years time, I see myself
As another little piggy looking back again
There's another little pig who needs a damn good whack again
Another little piggy looking back again
As another little piggy needs a damn good whack again
[Chorus 3]
I knew something was bothering me
Like an itch or a persistent flea
But now I’ve squashed it squashed it
(Yes) I think I’ve killed it killed it
Now I’m happy and so carefree
Sit down, have a nice cup of tea
Cos I think I’ve worked it out
Oh my god he’s worked it out
[Outro]
Eureka
Eureka
Eureka
Eureka

About “Eureka!” by The Vanity Project (UK)

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