[Intro]
I'm a little teapot, there's been a drought
I'm a little teapot, there's been a drought
Kids can't handle the queen of the house
[Verse 1]
Now everybody want my lace
They wonder what I use, is it glue? Is it tape?
They wanna zoom up to the side of my face
Just another reason to call me fake
They hate me with a passion, but love my fashion
Want my lips, wanna rip on my lashes
Ain't even hip to the shit I did last year
Vixen is trippin', I think she on acid
I live for the madness, who you callin' savage?
Drawn to be bad, call me Jessica Rabbit
Look into my cupboard, see it’s full of bad habits
Cup full of tea sittin’ in my cabinet
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Hot tea, sweet tea, I'm teabaggin'
And all of the Barbies is on my sack
It's my tea party, don't wanna get wet
And I don't even know who I'm goin' home with
Put something in my cup to help me forget
[Pre-Chorus]
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Hot tea, sweet tea, I'm teabaggin'
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Hot tea, sweet tea, I'm teabaggin'
[Chorus]
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
You wanna get wet?
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
Get off my sack
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
You wanna get wet?
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
Put something in my cup to help me forget
[Verse 2]
Hey, hey, hey, I wanna taste somethin' rimmed in honey
Some people like jelly, but jelly feel funny
Put it on a biscuit, if you got a limp dick
Don't fuck with this bitch, I tells your business
Get up off me, Mr. Softee
If I want ice cream, I want a dairy queen
Y'all ain't ready for the shit I'm pourin'
Somebody tell this bitch to get off my George Foreman
I have the best tea, it's quite zesty
But not Nestea, that shit's nasty
Lipton, but my shit's organic
You may not be sippin' me, but, bitch, your man is
He keep me in his office, I help him with his work
And when he done with all this, you hear a big slurp
He share me with his buddies, I know the whole crew
'Cause mama lives for me, you're just an old brew
My tea is money green, your shit is goin' gray
You don't believe me? See what the world say
[Pre-Chorus]
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Hot tea, sweet tea, I'm teabaggin'
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Hot tea, sweet tea, I'm teabaggin'
[Chorus]
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
You wanna get?
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
Get off my sack
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
You wanna get wet?
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
Put something in my cup to help me forget
[Verse 3]
All the girls wanna know what's the tea
They be like, "Anthony," and got plans for me
I be like, "sorry, my dear, but your boy is queer"
See the shoes and the hair? Thought I made it clear
Party wasn't over there, so I made it here
No, the game ain't fair, but I came prepared
That's why the club stay packed, haters stay back
Critics weren't sure, better check they facts
Everybody knows if you're looking for the coldest
Show this ho I got the dopest flow
Got the dopest clothes and the open toes
And the ribbons and bows and the bells and the whistle
Music in his bones, blood, gristle
Everybody want a taste
You brought a cut, I brought a case
It's not a waste, I make it rain
And I been spreading shit on lames
Hoes with no names, it's all the same
I like my teammates with champagne
I'm MVP, I'm tryna play
You tryna keep me out the game
Pause!
[Breakdown]
Sippin' on Lipton, chase [?]
Taste like Krypton, killin' these diphthongs
Hit something for the kids to dip on
Shake that weave, break knees and hips song
Bad yellow bitches, but not the Simpsons
Make your bed rock, ha, not the Flintstones
Little teapot, there's been a drought
You washed up hoes can't leave my style
[Interlude]
You thirsty? You bitches must be dehydrated by now!
[Pre-Chorus]
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Hot tea, sweet tea, I'm teabaggin'
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Drinks on me, what you havin'?
Hot tea, sweet tea, I'm teabaggin'
[Chorus]
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
You wanna get?
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
Get off my sack
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
You wanna get wet?
It's my tea party, tea party, tea party
Put something in my cup to help me forget
[Outro]
I'm a little teapot, I'm a little teapot
I'm a little teapot, there's been a drought
I'm a little teapot, I'm a little teapot
I'm a little teapot, there's been a drought
Kids can't handle the queen of the house
Kids can't handle the queen of the house
Kids can't handle the, kids can't handle the
Kids can't handle the queen of the house
