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Good Sneeze Lyrics by The Walnuts

I’ll Clean My Ears When I Get Home

2019

[Spoken]
When I was young, you went to rock 'n' roll concerts on Saturday night and asked for forgiveness on Sunday. Now it's all mixed together
I don't know, Hank! Something about scraping off that bumper sticker seems a little sacrilegious
Bobby loves God. You worship the devil
A single package of lunch meat
And a good sneeze
That's all I need
'Cause I'm sitting in a dead seat
Hoping for a light breeze
To take me away
I've gotten real tired of the taste of my tongue
(Whatchu gonna do about that)
I think I will replace it with something more fun
(How about some taffy)
I stepped in dog shit and I tracked it through the house
Things that I used to scream I now catch in my mouth
Too much clutter on my desk
It's such a fucking mess
Earning nobody's respect
But I'll write another song
Make it anything but long
Wondering when the fuck I'll move on
I've gotten real tired of this ? guilt
(Whatchu gonna do about that)
I think I'll move into my van (uh huh)
I've got my own pillow and quilt
I stepped in dog shit and I tracked I through the house
Things that I used to scream I now catch in my mouth
Tracking dog shit through the house
Catching words in my mouth
Tracking dog shit through the house
Catching words in my mouth
Tracking dog shit through the house
(Tracking dog shit)
Catching words in my mouth
(Catching my words)
Tracking dog shit through the house
(Tracking dog shit)
Catching words in my mouth
(Catching my words)
{Spoken}
No offence, Michael, but your mom's not one to talk to me. Woo!
Hey, my mother is a beautiful woman! Apologize!
[Tape winding]
For the weekend I'm going away and now I have no one to watch my house
Really?
Well, I'll do it!
[Tape winding]
Dwight Schrute, the head salesman, forever chasing a manager's position, he will never get
[Tape winding]
We have this totally amicable split, everything's cool, and she comes back from vacation with that guy? You know what she's doing? She's trying to win the breakup
What do you mean 'win the breakup'?
[Tape winding]
They always try to shake things up and they're ideally terrible and it brings city hall to a grinding halt. I just grab a few donuts, sit back, and enjoy the show
[Tape winding]
Just do it. You're going to have to try. You'll always hate yourself if you don't
Credits
The Walnuts

The Walnuts

About “Good Sneeze” by The Walnuts

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