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If Star Wars Had Lyrics Lyrics by The Warp Zone

2021

[Intro]
Welcome to this jumpin' joint
They got aliens havin' happy hour
Hive of scum and villainy, where the cultures can all feel empowered
That's Mos Eisley for you though; it's inclusive, full of joy
All are welcome if you ain't a droid
[Chorus]
Lizard man, baby bat
Check out all these patrons
Yeti sloth, cosmonaut, literally Satan
If you got nuts and bolts, ain't your situation
Targeted casual racism, to nobody but the droids
[Bridge]
Oooh, waa-waa-waa-waa
[Verse 1]
Each cantina customer has a criminal record or a weapon
Solo freakin' shot a dude, and some jedi performed amputation
No one seems to give a damn, they just shrug and keep on drinkin'
Yet they deny entrance for the droids
[Chorus]
Clanker and goldenrod, those are racial slurs
Sold as slaves, torture caves, no one has it worse
Yet it's all understood in the universe, that it is super okay to be
Racist only to the droids
[Verse 2]
They'll plow fields, they'll pilot ships
They're fluent in most languages
They're sentient, compassionate, intelligent, high tech
Plus every single character in every single movie would be dead without ol' R2
[Chorus]
So what you can take away from this swingin' and jaunty little lecture
Is that you should not be cruel to a being that has pain receptors
Droids have feelings through and through, at least that's true here in Star Wars
Where this music style is called jizz
[Outro]
Jizz, it's called jizz
It's- it's a real thing
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The Warp Zone

The Warp Zone

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