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Ribbed for Pleasure

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It's a little singalong song
Are you all warmed up, you ready to sing along, folks?
Alright, you can do it if you want
Dick and Jane were on a date
Dicky said it's getting late
How's about a little kiss?
Well, Jane grabbed her ankles and said how about this?
Why don't you smack my bottom
(Smack my bottom)
Won't you smack my bottom
(Smack my bottom)
Won't smack my bottom 'till my tiny little heiny glows
Last year at the Easter Feast
Loula met a Parish priest
She said Father, don't be coy
You can dress me up like an altar boy!
And then you smack my bottom
(Smack my bottom)
You can smack my bottom
(Smack my bottom)
Won't you smack my bottom 'till my tiny little heiny glows
A billionaire at twenty one
He lost it all in last year's crash
So now for twenty dollars cash
You can smack his bottom
(Smack his bottom)
You can smack my bottom
(Smack his bottom)
You can smack his bottom 'till his tiny little heiny glows
Alright
President is so uptight
He's always looking for a fight
The only thing he really liked
Were those fratboy games on hazing night
He said smack my bottom
(Smack my bottom)
He said smack my bottom
(Smack my bottom)
He said smack my bottom 'till my tiny little heiny glows
If you enjoyed our little song
Maybe you'd like to sing along
If you're feeling in the mood
Then grab that whore tramp next to you
And say smack my bottom
(Smack my bottom)
Say smack my bottom
(Smack my bottom)
You can smack my bottom till my tiny little heiny glows
You can smack my bottom till my tiny little heiny glows
You can smack my bottom till my tiny little heiny glows
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The Wet Spots

The Wet Spots

About “Smack My Bottom” by The Wet Spots

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"Smack My Bottom" appears on "Ribbed for Pleasure".

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