Here's a little stanza
For the millennial Costanza
Consider this my answer
In our brief war; blow thE horn, my pen presses down
On my keyboard; the king's sword
Pen's calibre Excalibur
Thrust from that chinked stone
Now bring forth
This bastard i'm dying 2 decapitate
This wretched wriggling little worm
I won't grant a name
This boring blur so forgettable - if I tell you who
Like Joe Biden - you won't remember anyway!
Really thought i'd mealy mouth and let you get away with it?
Think again you weasel snouted lil' fuckin piece of shit...
Let's rеwind all the way back to twenty13
A tragicomic xanax zombie flunkiе, at my most weak
Stumblin' round zonked out all around the campus square
Motherfucker comes at me lit'rally outta nowhere
Points out my pill vomit filled pockets
Snapchat for everyone to laugh at
My social media nightmare....
Might have been 5 years but I remember quite clear
Kicked me while I was down
Now I'll then-put my-best foot forward
Stand my ground to this modern bully right here
And emulate The Lord in vengeance, I fear...
Beta.... version... of a beta.... male
Sneaky dirty weasel tailed
Nathan fielder style stealer
Bloodstream of greenest kale
You whiny tweeter, you nice-guy creeper in Venus-jail
You Iphone clutching rat-whiskered tattle-tail
Embarassment your camera's tale
Execution this rappers, yeah!
Two faced four eyed
Army brat but fear lies
In bloodlines that run from the front lines
Thus-I set, by royal decree
Your death per this screed's creed
Brains, bash 'em in
Femur? Motherfuckin shatter it
Gludeous maximus, smash the shit
Sternum? yep, snapped it quick
Every pressure point
Under a Hydraulic press, destroyed
Turn all youre twisted joints to human flatbread, BITCH!
You worm, you weasel
You rodent, you wombat
You roach too repellent
For roach repellent
You WET RAT!
[you creature so lowly
Can't anthropormophize you fairly son
Cuz it'd be insulting to any animal in comparison
Barely a person, a rotten yellow sperm egg
You're cunt mother shoulda become a nun tto stay a fuckin' virgin
Second rate enemy and an even worse friend
An accursed, putrid, squirmin', languid, turgid, worthless, stupid vermin!
More beanie than brain, not a learned behav-ior
You were just born A-bore - you passe' poseur!
What won't you strike a fuckin' fake-ass pose for?
Lilly white proudly BLM shouting fuckin' leaf eatin' herbivore
You not-so right-eous wholesome white-washed groansome try-hard social climber
Overattentive, note-taking trend-conforming little approval-whore!
So go mosy inside a shuttered up Towers record shop
And blow the dust off its most oldest "Golden-Oldies" part
Bring those to Kinkos and Xerox yourself into your next outdated imitiation
Since your whole identity's already been copied and pasted on your face and body and WASTED!
Facts: fakest amongst phonies
And phoniest amongst frauds
Brass tax, I laugh-at your most faux facade of falsity, infact
Quasi-feminista of the pseudo-intelligensia
Portlandia doppelganger
Cardboard copycat the wind blows flat....
Thusly I dub thee "Beanie bro,"
You see, you know, that horn-rimmed snob bore
At the bookstore
Who found "best way to seem inter-resting
Is possessing - a pallet
For the most taste ob-scure"
Average hipstorr...
Who can't see his life's irony
That only loving something ironically
And making fun of it snarkily
Means love's only felt
As a mockery of itself, so honestly
All your passions, hobbies, interests
Amounts to nothing, non-ironically
So go and live out ya little lie of a life
While I rap most boring person alive, live
Most interesting thin' about you
Is I wrote this song about you
My oh my, won't name names
You're you, punishment 'nuff in my mind
