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Premenstrual Pessimism Princess Blues Lyrics by THEakasha

HIGHSCHOOL

2014

(Blah Blah, every 28 days)
[HOOK]
I can't figure me out (I must be crazy)
My nightmares haunt me and my dreams are reveries
Now pass me by
Or close your eyes and open wide
Taste my memories
[VERSE]
Dysphoria, insomnia, euphoria, hypochondria
Reduced to tears, I feel 8 pounds wider
Your biggest fear, I'm a heavyweight fighter
Biter, I'm coming for the cartilage, Tyson
After the PMS, I'll be nice, son
Until then? Uncontrollable
Irrational like the squarе root of 2, but less mathematical
[HOOK]
I can't figure mе out (I must be crazy)
My nightmares haunt me and my dreams are reveries
Now pass me by
Or close your eyes and open wide
Taste my memories
[VERSE]
Leprechauns crip walking on my uterus
Ain't enough Motrin in the world for soothing this
They're A-town Stomping with spiked cleats on
I'm a big cranky bitch "for no reason"
But keep on working my nerves and get chipped
The most minuscule annoyances will make a bitch flip
Trip, crack the whip, go up top with a brick
I'll be fine in a week, I'm almost halfway talking shit...
[BRIDGE]
I promise I'm sorry and I'll be nice next week
Next week we'll speak and I will greet you
I'll be better... next week?
(It's my hormones, man)
[OUTRO]
Oh my god, it's too hot
Now, it's too cold!
Wher--
When?
What was I saying?
Where's the chocolate?
CHOCOLATE!
Chocolate???
I wanna cry...
(...shut up)
Credits
THEakasha

THEakasha

About “Premenstrual Pessimism Princess Blues” by THEakasha

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"Premenstrual Pessimism Princess Blues" appears on "HIGHSCHOOL" in 2014.

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