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Kebab Lyrics by TheDiamondDivaa, Jessie McJessie

CHEAP AS CHIPS

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[Intro]
(Hummus, cucumber salad, and chicken kebab)

[Chorus: Jessie McJessie and TheDiamondDivaa]
All the lads, want my kebab
All the dads, want my kebab
All the moms, they want to grab (they want to grab)
My fat kebab

All the lads, want my kebab
All the dads, want my kebab
All the moms, they want to grab (they want to grab)
My fat kebab

[Verse 1 - TheDiamondDivaa]
Squeeze the sauce, all on my tits
If I nosh you off, can I have some cheesy chips?
I’ll have all the sauce, drip drop all on me chips
How about a chicken select, this kebab it is better than sex

[Chorus: Jessie McJessie and TheDiamondDivaa]
All the lads, want my kebab
All the dads, want my kebab
All the moms, they want to grab (they want to grab)
My fat kebab

All the lads, want my kebab
All the dads, want my kebab
All the moms, they want to grab (they want to grab)
My fat kebab

[Verse 2 - Jessie McJessie]
I dropped my kebab on the floor (I don’t wanna live anymore)
Miss my kebab, what a waste of money
(Waste of money, w-waste of money)
Onion on the floor
Cabbage on the floor
Carrot on the floor
Jennifer Lopez on the floor
Should I pick it up and eat, is it worth the risk?
I’m a dirty slag, I’m a filthy slag

[Verse 3 - Jessie McJessie]
Silly bitch saying that she didn’t want chilli
So I covered her in chilli sauce
Be rude to me, I’ll sneeze on your dinner
Winner, winner, winner, winner, chicken, chicken, dinner
Play with my kebab like a fucking fidget spinner
Then you can have my pie, 'cause I know I’ve caught your eye
Keep your eyes up here, not on my kebab
If you keep on staring, then I will stab, stab, stab

[Chorus: Jessie McJessie and TheDiamondDivaa]
All the lads, want my kebab
All the dads, want my kebab
All the moms, they want to grab (they want to grab)
My fat kebab

All the lads, want my kebab
All the dads, want my kebab
All the moms, they want to grab (they want to grab)
My fat kebab
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About “Kebab” by TheDiamondDivaa

Read the complete lyrics to "Kebab" by TheDiamondDivaa, Jessie McJessie from the album "CHEAP AS CHIPS". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Kebab" appears on "CHEAP AS CHIPS".

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