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Dr. Dexter Lyrics by WAFFLEJAX

2019

[Intro:]
Bitch!
My name is Dexter
Yuh, yuh, look (Aye, hah!)
[Verse 1:]
I put the D, to the E, to the X, I'm the best (Bah!)
Back in middle school I was nominated best dressed (Huh!)
Do my own shit, the weird shit, don't give a fuck about the rest
Walkin' down the street, this bitch ran up and said "Sign my breast!"
Press you like a xan' 'cause you talkin' hella reckless (Bitch!)
Touch my family, I choke yo ass like my necklace (Ugh)
Talkin' hella bitch ass shit, say it with yo chest, yes (Huh)
Rockin' rockstar ass jeans, my belt is Guess, yes (Yeah)
Watchin' Chucky and it's super funny
I don't give a fuck if you think it's bloody
Give me sucky-sucky and her nose is runny
I don't got no friends, I got Bubble Buddy
I don't run with fakes, you a Gucci snake
You a funny clown, so I call you Krusty
I be bustin' ass in this rap shit through the day and night, like I'm Kid Cudi
I'm on PBS 'bouta represent on the television like a Teletubby
All you motherfuckers trying to be a weirdo, so I Alt+Delete 'cause I don't need no copies (Damn!)
Got your bitch and she call me papi
Call me Houston, I'm screwed and choppy
Fell in love with her inner beauty
But god damn, she got a big booty (Hah!)
[Chorus:]
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
Money moves, call me chess
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex (Fuck 'em!)
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
I'm the host, you the guest
I'm the goat, I'm the best, ha!
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
Money moves, call me chess
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex (Fuck 'em)
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
I'm the host, you the guest
I'm the goat, I'm the best (Goat!)
[Verse 2:]
I'ma chinga su madre just like a Mexican
Skinny motherfuckin' flaco, lookin' like a skeleton (Jax!)
Have a cough, I get a soda, drink it with some medicine (Ugh)
Sit in my throne like Tony Tone
Count up my blue-face Benjamin's (Aight!)
Quick-scope with a knife, slice
Inside your head like lice, mice
Got a juicy burger, take a bite
Beat the pussy, Fight Night (Bah!)
Set if you ready
Rock a sweater, hat like Freddy
Stayin' five nights at Freddy's
Yes sir, I'm fetti on fetti, bitch!
[Chorus:]
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
Money moves, call me chess
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex (Fuck 'em!)
Bitch, call me Dex (Dex!)
Bitch, call me Dex
I'm the host, you the guest
I'm the goat, I'm the best, ha!
Bitch, call me Dex
Bitch, call me Dex
Makin' money moves like chess
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex (Fuck 'em!)
Bitch, call me Dex
Bitch, call me Dex
Makin' money moves like chess
Fuck a hater, fuck a ex, bitch
[Outro:]
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