[Intro]
Woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, alright, alright, alright, stop that
Yeah, stop
Okay, thank you, Jess. Let's see what you guys can do with this one, eh?
[Verse 1]
Safety is my recital, I think it’s very vital
To rock you (So), so safe (My bro)
Kiwi Safety is the title, here we go
[Chorus]
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly
It’s Kiwi (It's Kiwi), it's Kiwi (Kiwi), Kiwi (Kiwi)
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly
It's Kiwi (It's Kiwi), it's Kiwi (Kiwi), Kiwi (Kiwi)
[Verse 2]
Chur (Chur), kia ora (Kia ora)
Got you flying ’cross the border (Yeah, whoo)
You can have a tea or a water (Yeah)
Doesn’t matter what you order and lemme tell ya
These signs you be clocking and these placards you'll be watching
Listen, follow these signs, follow these signs (Follow them)
Listen to the crew, you will be fine (Yeah)
Any loose items be stowed overhead or under the seat, not under your bed
And if you see the fasten seatbelt sign, return to your seat, buckle up
The seatbelts fit low and tight across your hips (Hips)
Keep it on throughout your trip
If you need to get up, just simply lift the lever (Yeah) like this (Like this)
If you need some oxygen, masks will fall from above (Safe)
Pull down on the mask (Ooh), a simple but important task
Place over your nose and mouth, pull on both sides of the elastic
Don’t worry if the bag doesn't inflate, it flows like magic
And make sure your mask is fitting legit before you go helping the kids
[Chorus]
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly
It’s Kiwi (It's Kiwi), it's Kiwi (Kiwi), Kiwi (Kiwi)
[Verse 3]
If an emergency were to happen during take-off or during landing
Just follow these instructions in this song that we're jamming
Put down that cheese melt (Heh-heh) and make your seatbelt click
Put your forehead against the seat up (Seat up) in front, just like this (Okay)
Feet firmly on the floor if we end up in a pickle
Just hold your lower legs—oh my gosh, this is simple
Business Premier (Whoo), I see you folks are working
Sit upright, hands on thighs (Alright), feet to floor, it's just like twerkin'
Rollin' in the neighbourhood (Neighbourhood)
Rollin' in the neighbourhood (Neighbourhood)
Rollin' in the neighbourhood (Neighbourhood)
Lifejackets are within easy reach of your seat
They're easy as to fasten, you can do it sitting down
Rip back the tag, it makes a [ripping] sound
Place it over your head, don't forget to click the straps (Boom)
Make sure that it's tight, like my awesome safety raps
Only pull the red tab once you're safely out the plane
Needing more inflation? Blow into the mouthpiece, eh
And no need to worry, our lifejackets come in all sizes (Yeah)
If you have an infant, the cabin crew will provide this
[Chorus]
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly
It's Kiwi (It's Kiwi), it's Kiwi (Kiwi), Kiwi (Kiwi)
[Verse 4]
Now this sign is significant (Yeah), smoking is prohibited (Smoking is prohibited), yeah
Even in the bathroom, our sensors detecting it (Our sensors detecting it)
No vape clouds in the real clouds, that includes e-cigarettes (Uh-uh)
Emergencies are unlikely (Yeah), but if one did arise (Yeah)
Just be calm, keep it cool, do your thing and please be kind (Kind)
If we must depart, but the cabin has become dark (Uh-oh)
Follow the escape lighting, it will guide you like my bars (Alright)
Take note and count all the rows to your nearest exit
It could be behind you (It could be behind you)—oi, pay attention (Kiwi, Kiwi, Kiwi, Kiwi)
Yo, crew, show 'em where the exits at
Rollin' in the neighbourhood (Neighbourhood)
Rollin' in the neighbourhood (Neighbourhood)
If we do need to evacuate, please leave behind your baggage (Rollin' in the neighbourhood, neighbourhood)
You'll be best without it, and this includes your sandwich (Rollin')
For more information go to in-flight entertainment
And have a browse (Yeah), check it out (Whoo), that will explain it
All cellular functions, must remain off (Rollin' in the neighbourhood, neighbourhood)
So sit back and relax with an OJ on the rocks (Rollin' in the neighbourhood, neighbourhood)
If you need more facts about (Yeah) safety acts and what to do (Do)
There's a safety card in your seat, or you can always ask your crew, yeah
[Chorus]
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly (Rollin')
It's Kiwi (It's Kiwi), it's Kiwi (Kiwi), Kiwi (Kiwi) (Rollin')
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly (Rollin')
It's Kiwi (It's Kiwi), it's Kiwi (Kiwi) Kiwi (Kiwi)
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly (Rollin')
It's Kiwi (It's Kiwi), it's Kiwi (Kiwi), Kiwi (Kiwi) (Rollin')
It's Kiwi to rock a rhyme, to rock a rhyme that's safe and fly (Rollin')
It's Kiwi (It's Kiwi), it's Kiwi (Kiwi), Kiwi (Kiwi) (Rollin')
