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Fuck Your Couch Lyrics by Thewz

Monday

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[Verse 1]
Well well, I'm a little out of practice
Let's lighten the tension, lol fat kids
[?] always want to backflip on my mattress
But this is not Neverland, Michael's in his casket
Too soon? Fuck it, I've been drinking Blue Moons
Tyler Perry and Rocket, see that, two coons
New Moon, Bella Swan dive
Into an empty pool, Terri Schiav-
O lord somebody pull the plug yo I'm trippin’
I saw Rebecca Black and my dick started drippin’
Friday, Friday, chillin at the bus stop
With a duffle bag full of Nicki Minaj's butt shots
Looking for some [?] I could endow with new fannies
Then snatch a couple high schoolers so I can sell these xanies
Panties, I sniff em. m-i-l-f's, I get em
Women, who can't cook or clean, I hit em
I like my beer kinda like my violence
Domestic as fuck, what? Hit my wife and my kids
Never close my eyelids, meth keeps me up late
Haven't slept in two weeks, here's another mixtape
Catch me in the mall screaming spanish in my mobile phone
At my Asian bitch like "porque no tomas me corazon?"
Lost in translation, ‘cause she keeps speaking Cantonese
I'm like that's great you have a voice but bitch why aren't you on your knees?
I'm a sick, sick bastard
Who popped your girl's hymen like Roth, not Asher
Thrasher, no I'm not talking about the magazine
I'm talking how I move when I'm double fisting cups of lean
Smoking green, burning Buddha
Playing russian roulette with six bullets in a German ruger
Every shot's a fucking win
Pour another glass of gin and let the magic begin
Jumping in the tub with a toaster oven
Burning to a crisp, but my neighbors just think I'm smoking something
I've tried suicide like 5 times
Maybe I'm Bill Murray or a pussy with 9 lives
But if the groundhog sees its shadow
Then I'mma sniff a line like Kony's kids before a battle
Asshole? I don't know if I am but probably
White girls like me cause I'm a little bit chocolatey
Black girls like me cause I barely get ashy
And Asian girls love me, wait that was just Ashley
Actually, I’mma go back to the liquor store
Get plastered, flash my meat and pray that Kim's a carnivore
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Thewz

Thewz

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