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Locating Nemo Lyrics by TheyCallMeJeff

Stock Photo Harold

2021

[Intro]
(What the fuck do you mean it's not funny enough, Jeff?)
(Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?)
(We watched TV with you, Jeff)

[Verse 1]
It is young Jeffrey (Yeah), not talkin' Epstein (Yeah)
Question mark attire, I still rock S jeans
Weed and whiskey my muhfuckin' besties (I love them)
Lovely swallow drink, nigga that's Nestea
Testing, sound check, loud like stab teams (Uh-huh)
Step to the fun just like a muhfuckin' chest beam (Yeah yeah)
Rock the fuck out, nigga feel like Presley
Bring myself up to the waitress, check please
Some of my friends, we just hang like testes
Cuts one's a pearl fake, came off Etsy
All black, hop through the muhfuckin' desk screen
Sick, better drip than my muhfuckin' wet dream
Left-wing nigga, get social on the party
Got a bag and bitches, screamin' "Let's get naughty"
Pray it on black, I'm Venom, Tom Hardy
Prolly die lit like Playboi Carti (R.I.P)

[Chorus]
Peesh, I'm afraid to walk me away, see me (Okay, okay)
I was at the bar, clownin' like a fuckin' fishy (Okay, okay)
I'm drunk as fuck, can you please come and get me? (Yeah)
I done spent all my cash, and I cannot get a Jimmy (No)
Peesh, I'm afraid to walk me away, see me (I'm lost, I'm lost)
I was at the bar, clownin' like a fuckin' fishy (I'm soft, I'm soft)
I'm drunk as fuck, can you please come and get me? (Oh God, oh God)
I done spent all my cash, and now I cannot get a Jimmy (Uh-huh)

[Verse 2]
Walk in this bitch, and I'm lit like a spliff (Yeah)
And I drip like a fish (Yeah), nigga you get the gist (Yeah, yeah)
And I'm twisted like riches, but not talkin' wrist
Tear it, no Beth, if you did it for them (No)
Niggas want damage, I'm steamin' offa this (Yeah)
I don't even got the part, think I might need a bitch (Need a bitch)
Bitch fucked up, oh Lord, just crisp
Bitch on the monster pack, thunder didn't miss (Woo)
Ooh goddamn, nigga blow that cigar (Woo hoo)
Goddamn, nigga, I done drank up the bar (The bar)
I just found out who my real friends are
Who the fuck let me by in a willingness car? (What the fuck?)
Flexed off ounce, took off to Mars (Mm-hm)
Sippin' these shots, I'm way off par (Oh no)
Don't fuckin' do this, ain't dance with the stars
Nigga get stomped on like Pixar (Uh-huh)
Wake up next day, like whoa, what happened? (What the fuck?)
Like I'm in a movie with Zach Galifianakis (Uh-huh)
Blood, sweat, and tears all up on my fuckin' mattress (Oh shit, goddamn)
Bottles everywhere, on some mothafuckin' fresh shit (Party)
Crazy with this shit, nigga I be goin' batshit (Uh-huh)
But I'm still full, I don't know if I'll pack it (Uhh)
1975, nigga I be way out (Way out)
Send me to the moon like the bear in the big, blue house (Yeah)
I just found an ounce on the back of my couch (Yes)
Say, what a zip, it might be a coin pouch (Yes)
Bitch, call me Koffing, I be puffin' out clouds
Feelin' too good, it's so hard to frown (Yeah)
Nigga piped up, might jump in the crowd (Yeah)
Catch the rotation like I'm really goin' 'round
Catch 'em livin' like castle and hound
Keep a lotta O, not to hurt her house (Alright)

[Chorus]
Peesh, I'm afraid to walk me away, see me (Yay)
I was at the bar, clownin' like a fuckin' fishy (Mm-hm, mm-hm)
I'm drunk as fuck, can you please come and get me? (Of course)
I done spent all my cash, and I cannot get a Jimmy (No)
Peesh, I'm afraid to walk me away, see me (Yeah)
I was at the bar, clownin' like a fuckin' fishy (Yeah)
I'm drunk as fuck, can you please come and get me? (Yeah)
I done spent all my cash, and now I cannot get a Jimmy (Yeah)
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TheyCallMeJeff

TheyCallMeJeff

About “Locating Nemo” by TheyCallMeJeff

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"Locating Nemo" appears on "Stock Photo Harold" in 2021.

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