[Intro]
I don't wanna get tickled by Jeff
Ah, haha, Jeff
Uh, uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh, yuh
Of course
(Jeff, what the fuck are you doing?)
[Chorus]
It's that nigga Jeffrey, slidin' through splashin' like jetski (Splash)
Got rare shit up in my closet, you can't find a myth like Nestea (No)
I'm Scary Terry, I'm sharper than a glove attached to Freddy (Sharp)
I'm a walkin' work of art, I just might sell myself on Etsy (Bling)
Angel fly, don't walk, I glide, they see me, say "Heavens to Betsy" (Yuh)
Polo on my body, talk to my horses, be like "Down, Bessie" (Uh-huh)
A quick gas station run, just to muhfuckin' refresh me
Fiji water, pack of Dutchies, and a mothafuckin' Nestеa (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
[Verse 1]
They call me Jeff, but it's not Gordan
Sharp as fang, vampirе like Sorin (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Everywhere I go, be fresh, no York mint
Walmart trip, supreme Ralph Lauren (Uh-huh, alright)
Big bong rips, and now I'm soarin'
Trip to space, let's get to explorin' (Okay, alright)
Passin' blunts with Shepard and Mordin
Ain't comin' back to Earth, that bitch is boring (Bye)
Always in the lab like my brother Johnny Test (Okay, uh-huh)
Cooking up, should be on Food Network or Bravo, I'm top chef (Uh, yuh)
Known to bring some fire, something like a dragon breath (Hey)
Get this bitch started, I'm a fuckin' treble clef
It's a fashion show every damn time that I get dressed (Get dressed)
Like some gum in the winter, I can't help but to be fresh (So nice, alright)
Every piece match, my nigga this was a set (Of course!)
Hat and backpack, damn I walk around like Ness (Uh-huh)
Jason Voorhees mixed with Jesse Owens, bitch I murder tracks (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Spit some flames and then I raise the temp, damn check the thermostat (Check the huh?)
I do it for the music, but I won't turn down no plaques (No no no)
Tryna make my family proud, damn I'm on my Kyla Pratt (Okay, okay)
Eating beats for dinner, this right here was just a snack (Yeah)
And then I go and blow a zip while I'm boomin' acid rap (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
I forgot how much this cost, but it say off-white on the back (It say what?)
Big-ass X up on my shirt, damn a nigga look like Brak (Alright)
[Chorus]
It's that nigga Jeffrey, slidin' through splashin' like jetski
(U, yuh) Got rare shit up in my closet, you can't find a myth like Nestea (No you can't)
I'm Scary Terry, I'm sharper than a glove attached to Freddy
I'm a walkin' work of art, I just might sell myself on Etsy (Yuh-uh)
Angel fly, don't walk, I glide, they see me, say "Heavens to Betsy"
Polo on my body, talk to my horses, be like "Down, Bessie" (Style what?)
A quick gas station run, just to muhfuckin' refresh me
Fiji water, pack of Dutchies, and a mothafuckin' Nestea (Yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh)
[Verse 2]
Jump in this bitch like a fuckin' kangaroo (Alright)
Hangin' off the fuckin' ceiling, lookin' like Zoboomafoo (Uh, what?)
Jeff a party animal, welcome to the zoo
Bitch I'm powered up like Tak, no fuckin' Juju (Ahhh)
Got a doll up on my arm, you think I practice voodoo (Uhh)
Outta this world, Futurama, flyer than Pazuzu (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
Fuck a photo shoot, my nigga, get a news crew (News crew)
Kill the scene then show the body, banned the vid from YouTube (Goddamn, goddamn)
Runnin' through these packs, see more green than Hulu
Roll it up and put the fire to it, call me Mushu (Uh, yuh)
Put the Weedle in a blunt, turn that bitch to a cocoon
Got me in the sky like Beedrill, might just fly up to the moon (Zoom)
[Chorus]
It's that nigga Jeffrey, slidin' through splashin' like jetski
Got rare shit up in my closet, you can't find a myth like Nestea (Nestea)
I'm Scary Terry, I'm sharper than a glove attached to Freddy (So sharp)
I'm a walkin' work of art, I just might sell myself on Etsy (Uh-huh, uh-huh)
Angel fly, don't walk, I glide, they see me, say "Heavens to Betsy" (Oh my)
Polo on my body, talk to my horses, be like "Down, Bessie" (Okay)
A quick gas station run, just to muhfuckin' refresh me
Fiji water, pack of Dutchies, and a mothafuckin' Nestea (Yuh)
[Bridge]
They say "Jeff we love you", I say I can't blame you (No no no)
Rollin' up some veggies, bitch I'm smokin' brain food (Yuh, yuh, yuh)
They be like "Jeff, wow you're so dang cool" (So cool)
Niggas wanna copy me, I call 'em Shang Tsun (What the fuck?)
They say "Jeff we love you", I say I can't blame you (Yuh)
Rollin' up some veggies, bitch I'm smokin' brain food (Brain food)
They be like "Jeff, wow you're so dang cool" (So cool)
Niggas wanna copy me, I call 'em Shang Tsun (What the fuck?)
[Outro]
It's that nigga Jeffrey, slidin' through splashin' like whoa
It's that nigga Jeffrey, slidin', uh, uh, ay ay ay ay
It's that nigga Jeffrey, slidin' through splashin' like jetski
Got rare shit up in my closet, you can't find a myth like Nestea
