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Mike And Ike (Wolfgang aka Mike Diss Track) Lyrics by Thizzkid

2020

[Interlude]
A fuckin' retard (Fuckin' retard)
That nigga Leg only had 3 bars
That nigga Marski had no bars
I hit Thizz on the head with a crowbar
Then I strolled around riding in a cop car
Thizz's muslim dad said "Allahu akbar"
Then he blew me up in my cop car
[Intro]
What it do Mike crew? (Aye)
Mike team stand up
This a diss on Mike aka Wolfgang
After I violate you, you needa change yo name
That nigga gon' really have to change his name after this though, for real
Ahah
Bitch, bitch, ah fatass
[Verse 1]
Old ass door, nigga pack at his granny house
Thought he had a gaming chair, but nigga got a granny couch
Nigga so happy, 'cause he got my dogs in his mouth
Rest in peace my pet puppies Ronny, Johnny and Ralph
[Verse 2]
I'll pack yo ass anywhere, west, east or south
Nigga tried to make a diss track just to gеt some clout
Niggas said "Thizz you can't pack, all you do is shout"
Come down to void to see what real niggas talkin' bout, bitch
[Verse 3]
Don't pack that nigga Mikе, he gon' eat yo dog
I heard that nigga caused corona by eating a frog
That nigga killed his son for an egg roll (Ching ching)
Looking like a light elf off of Elder Scrolls (Ching ching)
Nigga built like a stick, but he think he swole (Delsin)
Nigga stiff like a branch or a fucking pole
Nigga is gay, he gets fucked in the booty-hole (Bitch)
Packing everybody, that's my mothafuckin' goal, bitch
[Verse 4]
Mike coughed on me, now I think my nose runny
Mike thought he had designer, he got Buggs Bunny (Sup, Doc)
You a broke nigga packing, you gets no money
"Whadda doin'", nigga that was not funny (Hahaha)
You got your packing skills from me, how you doing sonny? (How you doing?)
I want all the beef, nigga I got a big tummy (Big tummy)
Dissing me on your freetime, you gotta be bored (Bored)
When you hear me spit these rhymes, you gon' need the lord
Lemme stop before he chop me with a samurai sword
I been won against yo ass, nigga check the score (Check it)
You the only clown I've seen up in clown wars (Clown)
Shoutout Creedo, he pack loud like a dinosaur
I take niggas champ roles, and I'm taking yours (Bitch)
I'll pack any fucking body up on Discord, bitch
[Verse 5]
Mike tried to stab me with a motherfucking pencil
He seen a puppy, then he grabbed some utensils (Ching chong)
Nigga named Mike, but his alter ego Wolfgang
But that nigga real name is Wang Chang Bang Lang (Ching chong)
Mike's head built like a dick and a trapezoid
Knocking niggas out back to back like I'm Money Floyd
If you got a Discord clan, come with yo fuckin' boys
Diss and pack a nigga, now he really in a fuckin' void, bitch
[Verse 6]
I heard DJ Trunk's diss, that was hella wack (Trash)
But two niggas dissed me, so I'm dissin' back
I actually taught Wolfgang how to fuckin' pack (How to fuckin' pack)
And Wolfgang beats his meat off to FlightReacts
"Asia and China", that's where that nigga from
He owns ten yeezy boots, he is RiceGum
I pack too much, I swear, niggas can't stand me
After this track, Mike gon' get Leg to ban me
[Verse 7]
I heard that your auntie's real name is Janet
You twerked on camera and said "Void is the number one Discord server on the planet"
Ching chong, ching chong
Ching chong, ching chong
Ching chong, ching chong
[Outro]
With yo Buggs Bunny wearin' ass
Stupid ass Scooby Doo lookin' ass
Spongebob Squarepants lookin' ass
Daffy Duck lookin' ass
Tom the cat, Mickey Mouse looking' ass
Jerry the mouse lookin' ass
[?] lookin' ass
Nasty neck ass Snoopy lookin' ass
Winnie-the-Pooh lookin' ass
Goofy lookin' ass
Homer Simpson lookin' ass
Shaggy Rogers lookin' ass
Donald Duck lookin' ass
Charlie Brown lookin' ass
Fred Flintstone lookin' ass
Nasty neck ass tasmanian devil lookin' ass
Stewie Griffin football headass nigga
I'm on yo dome, nigga stop playin', I'm on yo chrome, nigga stop playin', nigga
Fatass, I'm yo dome nigga
Sylvester Stallone lookin' ass
Bart Simpson lookin' ass
Batman lookin' ass
"Uh, I am the bat"
Nigga nasty as hell, nigga stop playin'
I'm on yo dome nigga, on yo chrome nigga, what is you saying, nigga?
Stop playin', nigga
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