Intro (Mason Digital)
Come on, come on, get up. Get your lighters out, put your hands in the air, gonna make you shout!
Verse 1 (Throw'd, the Unstable)
I'm 1 million proof
500k percent, alcohol to the roof
Like my B.A.C., says the breathalyzer
Officers hating on me
Maybe it's cuz my attitude
Maybe i had too many cups of Hennessy and apple juice
Jacker i'm just passing through, driving straight enough so do whatever the fuck you gonna have to do
Nice blue hat. cute partner, you guys look like 2 fags
But you knew that. i blew past you just to get you two mad
Lash out at someone who didn't become a piece of trash
I'm a proud civilian
I don't keep it 100 motherfucker, i keep it million
Cotton candy vodka got me feeling fluffy
Trying to find out when this bitch wanna fuck me
All i'm thinking now is money
Come along for the ride maybe i buy you something
My whole future gonna be gold trimmed
I dream extra large even though i'm so thin
But for now we drank
Tonight we sip on shit until nobody sees straight
Damn near silence, no complaints cuz we ain't loud
Peacefully lay down, man my bed is feeling like a cloud
Chorus (MQP and Mason Digital)
If you see us on the floor, get back
Fuck the 5-0, we don't like that trash
If you couldn't tell by the clothes, the cars, the caps
Yeah we got it like that, we got it like that!
You can find us up in the trap
Posted up with a bottle of Jack, yeah
Got our shades in the back
Because everywhere we go, all the cameras go flash, flash
Verse 2 (Trip the Shoelace-Dreamer)
Gotta love those nights when you wake up asking "what happened?"
With hangovers like this, you can never have too much Aspirin
Get Goose in me, I'll go hard as Zach Galafanakis
By morning, i'll be missing along with my fucking mattress
And truthfully, I've got a couple bad habits
I used to be worse, my excuse would be that someone roofied me
When I'm piss drunk, everyone's a cunt, and I'm a dick
So fuck you if you're standing where I choose to pee
Flipping off pedestrians until police start accusing me
Of public intoxication, misconduct, disturbing the peace
Driving under the influence, and I somehow lost my fucking keys
In the drive-thru at Mickey D's, "can I get a Mcflurry with extra cheese?"
Oh wait, let me explain, I had a couple shots of 151 Bacardi, gets me filthy drunk
So beyond tipsy, that I look pale from that whiskey, you should call me jack
I don't just fall yo, I tumble
A shot of vodka, ciroc to be specific, I like to keep it exotic
A bag of weed in my pocket, and you know that it's chronic
Just another offense to add to my charges
Sold my tab and told the bartender i'm not paying those charges
Maybe the Henny took me too far
Have a Guinness out the door and a Heiney in the car
Finish with everclear, after that i'll probably barf
It's barely 2 o'clock and i had 24 bars
Verse 3 (Throw'd, the Unstable)
Power hungry motherfucker, tell me about your sovereignty
Guess i'm just too fucking young for you all to acknowledge me
Until my tail light goes out
Or it's late at night and I wanna have fun, but don't know how
'Cuz you a fake bitch, hoe
Never keep it Million, always under Six 0's
That's why they call you 5-0
Most of y'all more brain dead than Terry Schiavo
(Pray to God) 'cuz every verse is biblical
Every word i speak proves that your life is miserable
Chase me at high speed, and get your fucking windows broke
My shiny SUV takes you straight the fuck off the road
Misanthrope, THROW'D! killer's soul, I'm invincible
Especially when the law wants to get up in my business yo
Protect me? Thanks! What protects me from you?
Another entity that wants money, I assume
(Chorus)
