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Pirate Lyrics by Yuno Miles

2023

[Verse 1: Yuno Miles]
She wanna go and get a smoothie
Tell that girl that I don’t know you
So you can go suck on my booty
I’m not a pirate, you know that I don’t carry no fuckin’ booty
Aye, get the fuck outta here, bro, aye
Call me a pirate, I’m huntin’ for booty
Need summin to drink, go get me a smoothie
Peter Griffin chin look just like a booty
Oh shit, I mean a pair of balls
Damn, what the fuck do I mean?
Quagmire chin look like a jaw- (laughter)
Aye, Quagmire chin look just like a jaw
Told yo girl to take off her bra
What is that? I think it’s a saw
(ZAZAZAZAAAZAAAZAAAA)
Told her "go and grab the bat"
The pirates, they comin’, they on they way back
This is the sound of a pirate treasure:
AWAWAWAWAWAWA! AWAWAWAWAWA!
[Verse 2: Quandale Dingle]
Yeah, that was the sound of a pirate
This is the sound of Joe Biden:
(BWUUUUUUUUUHHHH)
I was a cowboy in New York
I can’t eat, I don’t got a fork
Ran my mom over ‘cause she told me to do chores
My lil sister died ‘cause I got bored
Hit a nigga in the head with a børk
Ball a nigga like I’m on the court
I went to court ‘cause I forgotta wear shorts
Went to jail and my booty got tore
I just went on a Justin Bieber tour
Hit my lil sister in the head with a spork
Threw a shovel at my grandma head
I forgot that I don’t got a head
I didn’t fail, I got ahead
I didn’t sleep, I don’t got a bed
Nigga soft like a bear, call him Ted
He a wimpy kid, I call him Greg
Greg Heffley, now a nigga hefty
Made love to a boy that was my bestie
I don’t got a job, how can you check me?
I’m not a student, how can you test me?
I used to be homeless ‘til God blessed me
Still fuckin’ homeless, I eat wings that are boneless
Swallow a bone and then I start chokin’
This is the sound of me choking:
WREEAAAAAAUHH-AH! Ruh-ow-uh- (coughing)
Oh fu- (more coughing)
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About “Pirate” by Yuno Miles

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