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Ballad of ICE Agent Ray Lyrics by Tim Heidecker

Another Year in Hell: Collected Songs from 2018

2019

[Verse 1]
Down along the southern border
Rides Agent Ray
Been working for ICE for ten years
He hasn't missed a day
He's got a big old thermos filled with coffee
Or Mountain Dew if it's the afternoon
And binoculars too
[Verse 2]
Over yonder on the golden horizon
Head and shoulders appear
It's a family of four with women and children
Startin' to get near
He flashes his badge
Pulls his gun
Yells, "Get down on the ground, everyone
You're coming with me
You're coming with me"
[Verse 3]
Ray loads them into his paddy wagon
And he slams the door
The kids start rollin' and a-tumblin'
Their head hits the floor
Up in the cab, Ray calls it in
Just another Monday afternoon
What you gonna do?
[Verse 4]
Back in town at the detention center
Ray checks 'em in
Fingerprints them, stamps and collect 'em
He gets the next of kin
The kids go this way, the mamas go that
The kids go this way, the mamas go that
The kids go this way, the mamas go that
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do?
[Verse 5]
Back at home after a long day of workin'
Ray settles down
Pops a beer, sits in his chair
He takes a look around
Well, all he wants to do
Is sit back and watch cartoons
Wouldn't you?
Wouldn't you?
Wouldn't you?
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Tim Heidecker

Tim Heidecker

About “Ballad of ICE Agent Ray” by Tim Heidecker

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"Ballad of ICE Agent Ray" is credited to Tim Heidecker. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Ballad of ICE Agent Ray" appears on "Another Year in Hell: Collected Songs from 2018" in 2019.

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