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Dear Santi Lyrics by Tin Can Brothers

How the Grunch Cribbed Christmas (Original Cast Recording)

2023

[KEITH as SANTI, spoken]
Ho, ho, ho!
There’s only one spot left on the nice list this year
And the competition is stiff- er, fierce!
[GWEN]
Dear Santi
I know you’ve only got one more place
On your list
And I’ve been such an awfully good girl
Kiss, kiss
Oh, Santi, let me show you
Just how nice a girl I can be
[KEITH, spoken]
Jesus, ‘kiss, kiss’? How old are you supposed to be?
[CHARITY, sung]
Dear Santi, wait!
Is it too late for me to be a candidate?
I’m sweeter than a candy cane
And I think you’re great!
Oh, Santi, lemme show ya
Just how nice a girl I can be
[KEITH, spoken]
Sorry gals, there’s only one spot lеft
[GWEN, sung]
Please Santi
I was herе first!
[CHARITY, spoken]
Puhlease Santi
She smells like liverwurst
[GWEN, spoken]
How dare you!
[CHARITY, sung]
Dear Santi if you want the real thing
[GWEN]
Then ditch the bargain bitch
And make my Christmas Bells ring
[KEITH]
Shwing!
Hey, you two
If only there were a way that I could
Please the both of you
Perhaps some other arrangement
We three could come to
[GWEN & CHARITY, spoken]
Ew
[CHARITY, spoken]
Santa!
[KEITH, spoken]
Yes?
[GWEN, spoken]
Keith, your boner is showing
[KEITH, spoken]
Good to know!
(Scene)
[CHARITY & GWEN, sung]
I don’t think that I wanna be on the nice list anymore
[KEITH, spoken]
Nice
[CHARITY & GWEN, sung]
Maybe we could be on the naughty list together
[KEITH, spoken]
Hell yeah
[CHARITY & GWEN, sung]
Let’s not let the patriarchy pit us against each other
[KEITH, spoken]
I hate the Patriots!
[CHARITY & GWEN, sung]
See ya Santi
It’s getting late
We’re off to wander in a naughty winter wonderland!
[KEITH, spoken]
Wait!
[GWEN & CHARITY, sung]
See ya, Santi
We gotta go
[KEITH]
I’m comin'
[GWEN & CHARITY]
Naughty girls only
Maybe next year tho!
[KEITH]
Oh!
[GWEN & CHARITY]
We’ve got this naughty license now
We might as well deploy it!
Why be on the naughty list
If you can’t enjoy it!
So, see ya next year
We’ll try to be good
Or join us on the naughty list
[KEITH, spoken]
I totally fucking WILL
[GWEN, spoken]
Keith
[GWEN & CHARITY]
We’ll try our very hardest
But can’t make a guarantee
We’ll try and show ya Santi
Just how nice a girls we can be
[KEITH]
Or I can be NAUGHTY!
[GWEN & CHARITY, spoken]
Maybe next year Santi
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