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Holly Jolly Non-Denominational Holiday Time Lyrics by Tin Can Brothers

How the Grunch Cribbed Christmas (Original Cast Recording)

2023

[THE SOLVE-IT SQUAD]
Well, it’s a holly jolly
Non-denominationally
Good golly holiday time
Well, it’s a holly jolly
Non-denominationally
Good golly holiday time
(Scene)
[KEITH]
If we were a tree then Gwen would be—
[GWEN]
The Star of David at the tippity top!
Scrags is a bundle of bags underneath said tree
[SCRAGS, spoken]
Hey, what’s that supposed to mean?
[SCRAGS]
Esther is the tinsel and the ornaments and lights
[ESTHER]
And eggnog spiked with psychedelic delights
[SCRAGS, GWEN & ESTHER]
And Keith
[KEITH, spoken]
Wazzup!
[SCRAGS, GWEN & ESTHER]
Keith… is a wreath
[KEITH, spoken]
Nice! I love wreaths!
[THE SQUAD]
Well, it’s a holly jolly
Non-denominationally
Good golly holiday time
Well, it’s a holly jolly
Non-dеnominationally
Good golly holiday time
[GWEN]
We wish you a nondenominational occasion
[SCRAGS]
Wе wish you a generic seasonal celebration
[ESTHER]
We wish you’d not impose your gauche religious persuasion
[KEITH]
And just buy more stuff!
[GWEN]
We got a non-denominational conifer
[SCRAGS]
On a nondenominational holider
[ESTHER]
So put on your non-denomenon yarmulke
[THE SQUAD]
And light your nondenominational monorrah! Wooo!
[GWEN & ESTHER]
The 24th and 25th are a time to be
[GWEN]
Over leveraged
[SCRAGS]
Financially
[KEITH]
Over-beveraged
[ESTHER]
Alcoholically!
[GWEN]
Over hill, over dale
Over-served, overall
[SCRAGS]
Over overdraft fees
Over overcrowded malls
[KEITH]
Overbooked
Overlooked
Overbaked
Undercooked
Half-baked
[ESTHER]
Or super duper baked!
[GWEN]
Overthought
Overwrought
[SCRAGS]
Overweight
Overbought
[KEITH]
Over-served
[ESTHER]
Passed out underneath the tree
[GWEN & KEITH]
When the overeating’s over
Overheating begins
Take your overcoat off
Spread your holiday wings
[SCRAGS & ESTHER]
You can always give more
So fill up your carts
It ain’t ever over till the gender non-conforming person farts
( ESTHER farts. )
[SCRAGS]
So let’s take on debt
To let everyone know you love them!
[SCRAGS, spoken]
And that's it
[GWEN, spoken]
Ok, the over-overture is finally over now!
[ESTHER, spoken]
That was long overdue
[SCRAGS, spoken]
Thank god
[KEITH, spoken]
Oh wow
[ESTHER, spoken]
Ya can’t say the G word
[GWEN, spoken]
Right because...
[THE SQUAD]
It’s a holly
Jolly
Poly potluck on Molly
It’s a
Non de-
Nomi-
Nation-
Ally
Good Golly Christmas
[GWEN, spoken]
Can’t say the C-word
[KEITH, spoken]
Cunt?
[GWEN, spoken]
No!
[SCRAGS, spoken]
Christ!
[KEITH, spoken]
Oh!
[THE SQUAD]
Holly Jolly Holiday Show!
[ESTHER, spoken]
CUNT!
Credits
Tin Can Brothers

Tin Can Brothers

About “Holly Jolly Non-Denominational Holiday Time” by Tin Can Brothers

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