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Professional Lyrics by Tin Can Brothers

This Could Be On Broadway

2022

KRIS:
Four people left
Now everything counts
The final test
It’s all going down
Still I feel this unrest
This bit of doubt in my chest
It’s time to take a deep breath
And remind myself why I’m
The freaking best…
Who here’s seen the most broadway shows?
Wicked, Phantom, Anything Goes
Who’s got the best stance
Who’s got the best chance
At actually going pro?
Who was the leader of the Jets
Who won the Paper Plate for Best Dressed
Who’s more mature
Than these amateurs
Just take a wild guess
No one’s more fierce
No one’s more fire
No one’s had more solos in choir
No one here’s a better crier
No one here can sing higher
No one’s got more glitz
Or knows the dance to putting on the ritz
No one’s more
No one’s more
Professional
Who is the best at cheating out?
Who can be quiet, but also LOUD
Remember last year
Who got the most cheers
From the crowd when he bowed?
Who’s always wearing character shoes?
Who can convincingly laugh on cue?
HA HA HA HA
That was fake! But no one knew
No one’s got more guts
No one’s got more style
No one’s got a more expensive smile
No one’s as fun
Or entertaining
No one’s had more extensive training
No one’s got more glamor
No one else met Kelsey Grammar
No one’s more
No one’s more
Professional
KRIS (spoken): Hoo! Hah! Hoo! Hah! Hoo! Hah! Hoo! Hah!
{KRIS DOES VOCAL WARM UPS}
Unique New York unique New York unique New York
You know you need it
Red leather yellow leather red leather yellow leather
KRIS (sung):
{KRIS DOES VOCAL ARPEGGIOS}
Who receives playbill.com’s newsletter
Who’s Halloween costume was Andrew Lloyd Webber
Anything they can do I can do better
No one’s got more class
No one’s got more flash
No one else watched every season of Smash
No one here’s got a stronger belt
No one here always wears a dance belt
No one is as modest
Which is big since I’m the hottest
No one’s more incredible
No one’s more flexible
No one’s more professional than
Meeeeee
(in the style of “Defying Gravity”)
Ahahhhhhhh
Credits
Tin Can Brothers

Tin Can Brothers

About “Professional” by Tin Can Brothers

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"Professional" appears on "This Could Be On Broadway" in 2022.

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