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Winter Spring Musical Callbacks Lyrics by Tin Can Brothers

This Could Be On Broadway

2022

MC:
In a tucked away corner of D hall
Just past orchestra and band
Lies a world of pure imagination
That other kids just don’t understand
But I don’t care cuz to me it’s where my dreams will be fulfilled
Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild
And though today might seem like any other boring day
There’s a very special mission taking place A competition, an ancient “Tradition!” Or so we say
Ohh
Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring Musical Callbacks!
Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring Musical Callbacks!
MAX (spoken):
Hey man, do you know where room D26 is?
MC:
Depends who’s asking…
MAX:
Oh! My bad. I’m Max. I, uh… came to musical tryouts yesterday? But they told me to come back and try again today? I must’ve fucked it up real bad...
MC:
Oooh! An unknown, fresh off the bus. You didn’t do bad! You did good! That’s what happens after you nail– Oo! —an audition!
MAX:
Woah! Really?
MC:
Put on your flexible fibers and get ready to siiiiiiiiiiiing! I warmed up during Geometry Class. Eat my ass, Pythagoras!
ALL (sung):
We’re not the jocks Or the goths Or the brainiacs
We’re the theatre kids “Yeah!” Theatre kids
We’re not the geeks or the freaks or anime maniacs
We’re the theatre kids “Huh!” Theatre kids
We do comedy, And tragedy, And everything in between
We can’t catch a ball or hammer a nail but we sure can nail a scene
And out of all the days in the year
The most important one is here
Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring Musical Callbacks!
Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring Musical Callbacks!
MAX (spoken):
So, should we practice together?
MC:
Practice?! The word’s “rehearse”, bud. What are you? Some kind of jock?
MAX:
Hell yeah!! Varsity Baseball. 3 years straight!
MC:
Hoo boy. Let’s start at square one: the cast of this show!
MAX:
Wait, what show? I thought the show wasn’t cast yet?
MC:
No, this show! The show within the show. All the world’s a stage. Keep up!
ALL (sung):
We’re not the stoners or the loners or the overachievers
We’re the theatre kids “Yeah!” Theatre kids
We’re not the jokers or the floaters or religious believers
We’re the theatre kids “Huh!” Theatre kids
Cuz everyone lives such boring lives
But we can live a thousand times just with the power of our minds
FRESHMAN #1:
I’m a cop
FRESHMAN #1:
I’m a robber
MAX:
I’m a gentleman caller
BETHANNE:
I’m an old grandfather
KRIS:
I’m a prince
COLE:
I’m a pauper
ERIC:
I’m a prim and proper prude
MC:
I’m a drunk
ALEX:
I’m a scholar
JEAN:
I’m a pretty prostitute
ALL:
So many roles to play
Which one will we play today at...
Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring Musical Callbacks!
Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring Musical Callbacks!
MAX (spoken):
Well, thanks for the rundown. I feel a little less out of my league now. So, what’s your deal?
MC:
Little ol’ me? Well, no one likes a top of show exposition dump. But in brief… The name’s Matt Carter But that’s “MC” to you! And after four years it’s finally my time to shine. I’m gonna reach out and grab the role I was born to play
MC (sung):
Cuz today is when my life begins And my dreams will be fulfilled Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guiii—
ALEX (spoken):
Hold! Could we hold for just a second? I actually don’t have you on the callback list
MC: But I was Bcc’d on the email
ALEX: It must’ve been a mistake. I’m sorry
MC: That’s fine. It’s totally fine
ALL (sung):
(whispered) Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring
Musical Callbacks! Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring
Musical Callbacks! Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring
Musicaaaaaaal—
We’re not the jocks Or the goths Or the brainiacs
MAX:
I’m a tree
BETHANNE:
I’m a ghost
COLE:
I’m a divorcee
ALL:
We’re not the geeks or the freaks or anime maniacs
KRIS:
I’m a lion
JEAN:
I’m an orphan
FRESHMAN #1/FRESHMAN #2:
I’m a lump of clay
ALL:
So many roles to play
Which one will we play today at Mountain Valley High School Theatre Guild Winter/Spring Musical– Callbacks!
Credits
Tin Can Brothers

Tin Can Brothers

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