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Jan and Jane and Polly and me
Took a trip down to the sea
In my mother’s old beat up car
Who knew it would make it far
We put on our suits
Boards were waxed
But the life guard said we
Could not pass
Hey, Lifeguard
Why you turning us away
Hey lifeguard
What does that sign say?
It was a boys only surfin beach
No chicks allowed
They posted it big
And they posted it proud
No chicks allowed
Leave the waves
To those who can ride them
No chicks allowed
Well Jan and Jane and Polly and me
We’d been surfing for years, you see
We weren’t about to pack it all in
Before we’d even had a swim
Hogtied the guard
And went on our way
Hey boys
Mind if we come and play?
Hey boys
Let us show you our way!
It was a boys only surfin beach
No chicks allowed
They posted it big
And they posted it proud
Leave the waves
To those who can ride them
No chicks allowed
We made our way across the sand
Heads held up and boards in hand
Goofy footed in the Backdoor
We gave those boys a’what for
Hey boys
Who’s lives need savin?
Not ours
You see us wavin’?
Now it’s a chicks only surfin beach
No boys allowed
We posted it big
And we posted it proud
Leave the waves
To those who can ride them
No boys allowed
Leave the waves
To those who can ride them
No boys allowed
Credits
Titanosaur

Titanosaur

About “No Chicks Allowed” by Titanosaur

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"No Chicks Allowed" appears on "Eat Me".

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