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Two Birds With One Stone Lyrics by Patrick Page, Tituss Burgess

Schmigadoon!: Season 2 (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack)

2023

[KRATT]
You swore everyone would blame him
And that you could easily frame him
But your plot
Was all for nought
Why am I flanked by fools?
Idiots and women
Who won't play by my rules
First there was the butcher’s wife
And now this Elsie Vale
Why must my quest to find a wife
Always, always fail?
O, dear God up above
Why did you make me
So difficult to love?
Why do I want the women
Who don't want me?
I only want the women
Who don't want me
I have to have the women
Who don’t want me
And thus it always ends in tragedy
Well, well, well
Perhaps we've found a winner
I must say she's intriguing
This Melissa Skinner
[NARRATOR]
I believe she goes by Gimble
[KRATT]
Perhaps this all will turn out for the best
Maybe this one will be smarter than the rest
And I will no longer be alone
Maybe we can kill two birds with one stone
Maybe we can kill two birds with one, birds with one
Birds with one stone
Credits
Patrick Page

Patrick Page

Tituss Burgess

Tituss Burgess

About “Two Birds With One Stone” by Patrick Page

Read the complete lyrics to "Two Birds With One Stone" by Patrick Page, Tituss Burgess from the album "Schmigadoon!: Season 2 (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack)" in 2023. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Two Birds With One Stone" is credited to Patrick Page, Tituss Burgess. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Two Birds With One Stone" appears on "Schmigadoon!: Season 2 (Apple TV+ Original Series Soundtrack)" in 2023.

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