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Mission Improbable Lyrics by Toad and the Stooligans

2023

Agent Thunderbone, come in, Agent Thunderbone
You should see a man below on a square
With a red cap and a wooden leg carrying a briefcase
Take it from him
Yeah, that's a negative, Mama Bird
These college kids invited me to a party
And apparently John Cena's brother's gonna be there
Focus on your mission, Thunderbone
The Sri Lankan orphans need us now more than ever
Agent Double-O-Dickbag, heh-heh
Come in, Dickbag
(This is a private linе)

Improbable mission, get into position, this isn't a damn drill
Time to start thе engine, head into collision and bring it to standstill
Target acquired, fire at will, I'm hired to hunt down and kill
Spy versus spy inside the mind of a liar and I got my hands filled

Fistfights, bare knucks
With a big knife, crawlin' around in the air ducts
Someone home, cover blown
Zipline escaping out of sheer luck

(Oh)
Briefcase by the handle as I dangle from a window ledge
Kicking both legs
(Oh)
Street chase, tip over a fruit stand and limp away
Savin' the world is in a simple day for spies like these
Out of the limelight, please
We keep it incognito
At the gala ball with a gal with a parasol in a black tuxedo
And the fact is we know shit's about to go down in a big way right after the keynote
In a packed casino
Disarm the bomb with seconds left and laugh as we go

Welcome to secret agent life
Here's your number, forget your name
And once you get a good taste
Nothing will ever be the same
It gets a little dangerous
But with the salary, we can't complain
Welcome to secret agent life
Welcome to secret agent life

(Oh)
We took over the ballroom floor
We taught them what the ballroom is
We took over the ballroom floor
We taught them 'bout the ballroom blitz
We took the dance floor, it was a ballroom blitz

It sounds more like an invitation when you say it in that way
"Agent Thunderbone, come in"
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Toad and the Stooligans

Toad and the Stooligans

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