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2+2=5 (”Blue” Parody) Lyrics by Tobuscus

Album of Darkness

2023

[Intro]
Yo listen up, here's a story
About a little guy that lives in the new world
Then one day, through the night
The only things that are left
Are just blue, like him
And all of his freakin' stuff/And all of his stuff, yeah
Blue, his mouse, and a blue gaming keyboard
And a blue PC
And everything is blue for he
And his dog, and everything that he owns
Because he is obsessive, compulsive (Compulsive, compulsive, compulsive)
[Chorus]
I'm blue, can't believе I'm alive
All my neighbors have diеd
But I'm feeling alright
And I've got no idea why
2+2=5
I'm sure there's no conspiracy
It's all totally fine
I'm blue, can't believe I'm alive
All my neighbors have died
But I'm feeling alright
Could it be conspiracy?
Laser beams from the sky?
I've got full immunity
Shoot at me, I won't die
[Post-Chorus]
Cause I'm blue
Cause I'm blue
Cause I'm blue
Cause I'm blue
[Verse]
I have a blue screen in my studio
Blue is the Kool-Aid I put in my hair
Blue are my t-shirts and also my shoes
Blue my umbrellas, they all match my roof
Blue are the people that are still around
Blue like my Prius and it's perfectly fine
Blue is everything single thing you can see
Blue are the lasers that don't affect me
[Chorus]
Cause I'm blue
Shoot at me, I won't die
Laser beams from the sky
2+2=5
And I live down in Maui
Shoot at me, I won't die
I got full immunity
From laser beams from the sky
Cause I'm blue
Shoot at me, I won't die
Laser beams cannot fry
Got full immunity
Shoot at me, I won't die
Laser beams from the sky
2+2=5
Learnt that from Harvard's guy
[Post-Chorus]
Cause I'm blue (Shoot at me, I won't die)
Cause I'm blue (2+2=5)
Cause I'm blue (Got full immunity)
Cause I'm blue (Laser beams from the sky)
[Verse]
I have a blue screen in my studio
Blue is the Kool-Aid I put in my hair
Blue are my t-shirts and also my shoes
Blue my umbrellas, they all match my roof
Blue are the people that are still around (Still around)
Blue like my Prius, it's perfectly fine
Blue is every single thing you can see
Blue are the lasers that don't affect me
[Chorus]
CAUSE I'M BLUE!
Shoot at me, I won't die
Laser beams from the sky
2+2=5
And I live down in Maui
Shoot at me, I won't die
I got full immunity
From laser beams from the sky
CAUSE I'M BLUE!
Shoot at me, I won't die!
Laser beams cannot fry
Got full immunity
Shoot at me, I will not die
Of laser beams from the sky
2+2=5
Learned that from Harvard's guy
[Breakdown 1]
I'm blue, can't believe I'm alive
All my neighbors have died
2+2=5
And I live down in Maui
Shoot at me, I won't die
I got full immunity
From laser beams from the sky
Cause I'm blue
Can't believe I'm alive
Cause I'm blue
Laser beams from the sky
Cause I'm blue
Can't believe I'm alive
Cause I'm blue
Laser beams from the sky
[Breakdown 2]
(Cause I'm blue, cause I'm blue, cause I'm blue, cause I'm blue, cause I'm blue, cause I'm blue, cause I'm blue)
(You're goddamn right)
(What is love? Baby don't hurt me)
(Don't hurt me no more)
(What is love? Baby don't hurt me)
(Don't hurt me no more)
(What is love? Baby don't hurt me)
(Don't hurt me no more)
(What is love? Baby don't hurt me)
(Don't hurt me no more)
Cause I'm blue
Cause I'm blue
(You're goddamn right)
(What is love? Baby don't hurt me)
(Don't hurt me no more)
(What is love? Baby don't hurt me)
(Don't hurt me no more)
Cause I'm blue
(Baby don't hurt me)
(Don't hurt me no more)
No more
[Chorus]
CAUSE I'M BLUE!
Shoot at me, I won't die
Laser beams from the sky
2+2=5
And I live down in Maui
Shoot at me, I won't die
I got full immunity
From laser beams from the sky
[Outro]
What is love? Baby don't hurt me (Don't hurt me)
Don't hurt me (Don't hurt me) no more (No more)
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About “2+2=5 (”Blue” Parody)” by Tobuscus

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