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Falling off the bone

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I was in a bookstore. I saw a magazine on a newsstand called the autograph collector. It’s a real magazine. There was an article in this magazine, and I am not making this up, the headline was: John Ritter’s death reminds us, get your autographs now. It bummed me out also, it did. Then I started thinking about, started getting serious, started thinking about mortality, and everything, and I do, I don’t want to get preachy or anything. I would encourage you to, whenever your parents live-fly over there, sit them down and get their autographs. I was talking to a young man recently, he goes “Todd I was trying to get my dad’s autograph, he was kind of an asshole about it” I was like “When did you ask him, when he was eating?” he was like “Yeah” the only time I’m not friendly to autograph seekers, is when I’m eating.
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Todd Barry

Todd Barry

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