[Pre-Chorus: ToddVevo]
Call me a man cause I do not miss
You are just farting and I am the shit
Call me a pussy cause I got all this drip
Got my weed in Mexico, I'm takin' a drug trip
Stealin' clothes, I'm freestylin'
All the bread go to me like Stalin
And I just looked in your closet
1312, no good cops
[Chorus: ToddVevo]
Pull up in the whip like skrt (Skrt)
I get a quick peek up her skirt (Skirt)
Shia Leboeuf, I be diggin' up dirt (Dirt)
Fucked her in so many holes, it's absurd (Word)
Play with my balls like a sport (Sport)
Up every night like a fort (Fortnite)
This beat is a Travis Scott adlib (It's lit)
Call me Madvillain cause it's a Madlib (DOOM)
[Verse 1: ToddVevo]
Call you Madvillain cause I'm hearing all caps (Cap, cap)
My shit lowercase and you just out here, all caps (Cap, cap)
Just like Grand Theft Auto, know I only fuck with fives (Outta fivе)
Call me Scott Pilgrim, I be fuckin' round with knives (Shoo, wah)
Arе you HIV, cause you're all up on my dick (Sit down, holla)
Flowing like Corona, y'all know that my bars are sick (Cough cough, 'rona)
I could rap for days, someone grab the hourglasses (Tick, tock, tick, tock)
I can't see my competition, even with my glasses (Ooh, woah)
That reminds me, I really need to put on my glasses (Yeah, ah, yeah, woo)
Just to see that I'm so high-grade all these alt girls call me classist (Yeah, ah, yeah, woo)
Hit after hit, learning how to rule the charts like I'm a fascist (Yeah, ah, yeah, woo)
Never been no girl, no Mrs, I guess I'm just that cis (Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
That's it, woah, all your friends are crazy, you are not being gaslit
You are not a Barbie so why is half of you plastic (No, ooh, yeah)
Call me TOP, I got the semi-automatic (Woah, yeah, ah, brr)
Take 'em to the chorus, I'm tired of this verse, I've had it (Yeah, ah, ooh, yeah)
[Pre-Chorus: ToddVevo]
Call me a man cause I do not miss
You are just farting and I am the shit
Call me a pussy cause I got all this drip
Got my weed in Mexico, I'm takin' a drug trip
Stealin' clothes, I'm freestylin'
All the bread go to me like Stalin
And I just looked in your closet
1312, no good cops
[Chorus: ToddVevo]
Pull up in the whip like skrt (Skrt)
I get a quick peek up her skirt (Skirt)
Shia Leboeuf, I be diggin' up dirt (Dirt)
Fucked her in so many holes, it's absurd (Word)
Play with my balls like a sport (Sport)
Up every night like a fort (Fortnite)
This beat is a Travis Scott adlib (It's lit)
Call me Madvillain cause it's a Madlib (DOOM)
[Verse 2: Lil Peet]
I beat my meat to the sound of feet
Yeah my name is Peet
And I’m smokin' on this weed
And I’m cumming in the sheets
On the track with ToddVevo (Based)
Sex hardcore like Devo (Hardcore)
I don’t know shit 'bout Devo
But at least I’m not a pedo (Gang)
I eat crackers like they goldfish (What!)
On the phone like "hold, bitch"
Cast a curse upon you, make you horny like an old witch
DaBaby, I’m a rockstar (Convertible)
On the dick like cockstar (Dildo)
DDLG hentai, you know that shit make my cock hard (Swag - wait what?)
You sound just like Bruce Wayne’s toilet, way you’re full of batshit (Hoo!)
Pull up to the club like Megan, I’m a fuckin' savage (Ratchet)
Whores up in this house, I guess that I’m a fuckin' bad bitch (WAP WAP WAP)
Pull up to the toilet and I’m boutta take a fat shit (Fat shit)
Like Shia Leboeuf I be diggin up dirt (Woo!)
Pull up in DMs and ask “do it squirt?” (Do it jiggle?)
Hoes stop breathin' when I take off my shirt (Vamp!)
I’m all in her butt, like bitch I’m a turd
Drain your life with a knife like I’m Bladee (Drain Gang)
Call me Madvillain 'cause I’m finna raid (DOOM)
Reject humanity, return to ape (Brrrt)
All of my homies do not fuck with r*** (Nuh uh)
Surgery on a grape
Manifest in communism like I’m Karl Marx (Aye, aye, aye, based)
Peanut butter on my balls, make all the dogs go bark (Swag)
This is not a shit, this a motherfucking shart (Uh oh)
Watch this fast part, okay
Fuckin' on these bitches while I’m counting up these digits (Woo!)
Ariana Grande, yeah, I’m switching up positions (What?)
I’m a fuckin' hobo but I’m countin' up these riches (Gang!)
You’s a fuckin' virgin and I’m finna leave you bitchless (Chad!)
Got massive farts like an Airbender, Aang (Fart)
Everyone wanna wank my dillywang (Fap)
I don’t spit, I'm just wheezin' like I’m Lil Wayne (Weezy)
Call me AJR 'cause I think we should Bang! (Let's go!)
[Pre-Chorus: ToddVevo]
Call me a man cause I do not miss
You are just farting and I am the shit
Call me a pussy cause I got all this drip
Got my weed in Mexico, I'm takin' a drug trip
Stealin' clothes, I'm freestylin'
All the bread go to me like Stalin
And I just looked in your closet
1312, no good cops
[Chorus: ToddVevo and Lil Peet]
Pull up in the whip like skrt (Skrt)
I get a quick peek up her skirt (Skirt)
Shia Leboeuf, I be diggin' up dirt (Dirt)
Fucked her in so many holes, it's absurd (Word)
Play with my balls like a sport (Sport)
Up every night like a fort (Fortnite)
This beat is a Travis Scott adlib (It's lit)
Call me Madvillain cause it's a Madlib (DOOM)
