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Lo-Fi Lyrics by Tom Cardy

The Dancefloor At The End Of The Universe

2024

[Intro]
I woke up this morning in a very unusual way
Not bad, just warm and fuzzy, with a little bit of latency (Little latency)
[Verse 1]
I went to the doctor, and this is what he said
"Oh my God. How are you not dead?"
Give it to me straight, doc
"You're far too chill to be walkin' around" Uh-huh
"Your heartbeat's so low that it's underground" Okay
"Your vision's 8-bit, your brain's saturated" Ugh
"I'm afraid, it's far too late" Tell me
"You've gone"
[Chorus]
Lo-Fi
Hey doctor, can you take my temperature real quick?
Lo-Fi
"You're a million degrees, but you're still cool as shit. Can you dig it?" I dig it
Lo-Fi
I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
And now I'm ready for a slow flight, in Lo-Fi
[Post-Chorus]
I woke up this morning in a very unusual way
Not bad, just tied to a chair in the basеment of the C.I.A
I see through the wa-alls
'Causе my vision's 8-bit x-ray
[Verse 2]
My doctor: "I see you're still not dead"
I'm acutely aware, doc
"You see through walls with the power of 'ill" I know
"Your muscles so distorted, you could compress steel" That's new
"Your body's out of phase" What? "Your hands shoot vaporwaves" Oh yeah
"I'm afraid that you could be great" Tell me
"You've gone"
[Chorus]
Low Lo-Fi
Hey doctor, can you stop me floating in my seat?
Slow Lo-Fi
"Your vibe's so laid back, you make gravity weak. Can you dig it?" I dig it
Lo-Fi
I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
But now I'm ready for a new life, as Lo-Fi
[Post-Chorus]
"This just in! The rampaging super-cyclone that threatened to destroy downtown has been thrown into space by the hero known as Lo-Fi"
Lo-Fi
"Yes, if there's trouble afoot, he's never far from the scene
But it remains to be seen if this chilled out fella can stay ice-cold"
(Ay, ei, oh)
[Verse 3]
I woke up this morning in a very unusual way
Not bad, more like city-pop Tokyo traffic on a rainy day
I turn on the TV, and this is what it said
"Oh my god, supervillain tryna make us dead"
"Humans of Earth, you are under attack
And no-one is dope enough to fight me back
Your armies all quit, your people subjugated
I'm afraid, it's far too late"
"Lay down and accept your fate"
"It's seriously almost too late" Yo
"Oh shit!"
[Chorus]
Lo-Fi
Hey bad guy, do I have to harsh your buzz real quick?
Slow Lo-Fi
"You're a real big spliff, I'd prefer not to hit. Can you dig it?" I dig it
Lo-Fi
I've been flying too fast, a little too close to the sun
But now I always find a little time to be
Lo-Fi
[Outro]
"He's done it again folks, Lo-Fi has saved the day!
And not just that, it looks like he's going for a classic double chorus fade-out!"
Lo-Fi
"In all my three albums, I've never seen anything like it
And if anyone can pull off such a funky groove, it's Lo-Fi
And what's this? It looks like our hero is pulling out..."
Lo-Fi
"The Clavichord, this late in the fade-out? I don't believe it folks!
But I guess that's why he's the best and I'm just an uptight reporter guy"
Lo-Fi
"That's right, I haven't seen my kids in three weeks
My voice is kind of John Mulaney, it's getting more John Mulaney
I am doing a John Mulaney impersonation now
Eh, you can't hear it very well 'cause the music's almost quiet
But I'm very John Mulaney"
Lo-Fi
Credits
Tom Cardy

Tom Cardy

About “Lo-Fi” by Tom Cardy

Read the complete lyrics to "Lo-Fi" by Tom Cardy from the album "The Dancefloor At The End Of The Universe" in 2024. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Australia, Comedy, Independent.

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