Not Quite Almost Christmas Time Lyrics by Tom Cardy
2021
[Verse 1] Santa’s earnt some time off; he’s taking a break You’ve got to remember, the month of November is still his holiday (Ba-dum-bum-bum) So imagine how stressed he gets when he sees people hanging ornaments A full forty days before Christmas—pretty stressed, right? Everyone loves Christmas time, but start too early and get punched in the (Face!) Once you’re done with Halloween, here’s something new for you and me [Chorus] Not Quite Almost Christmas Time A very special time of year where Christmas is kind of almost here It’s not Christmas, almost; that starts December 1st I’m talkin’ Not Quite Almost Christmas Time [Verse 2] The first excited thought about the parties, still ages away Watching people lose their mind from hearing premature Michael Bublé Christmas time is wonderful (Keine Traurigkeit und Verfall) But there’s a special magic in seeing a tragic middle-aged man lose his shit At a supermarket clerk for playing Christmas music at work Before December 1st, the true meaning of Not Quite Almost Christmas Gather ‘round the Not Quite Almost Christmas Tree Which is just leftover decorations not pulled down from Halloween La, la, la, la, la, la, la! Let’s go! [Chorus] Not Quite Almost Christmas Time When shops and parks are never full, ‘cause we’re still stuck in work and school It’s not Christmas, almost; that starts December 1st I’m talkin’ Not Quite Almost Christmas Time [Bridge] (Not Quite) Time to deck the halls (Almost) Time to give your family a call (Actually) I take that last one back Any time of the year you can call your mother Not Quite Christmas is sublime, but What about Not Quite Not Quite Almost Christmas Time? We love season celebration amplified by antici- Gotta have that antici- Pation! [Chorus] Not Quite Almost (Here’s your present: I changed up the chords!) Have a merry Not Quite Almost Christmas Time! 'It’s the middle of July'; I know! It’s not Christmas, almost; that starts December 1st I’m talkin’ Not Quite Almost Christmas Time I’m talkin’ Not Quite Almost Christmas Time Not Quite Almost Christmas Time
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