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I just want to talk for a second about Rich and why I think Rich is a great person for someone to marry.
Rich has many talents, one of them is that Rich is an amazing matchmaker. Both Bergers are obviously amazing matchmakers but Rich in particular introduced me to one of my true loves in this life. This is a love who is with me in work, a love who is with me in play, it's also where I go to the gym...I'm talking about my apartment building, 184 Kent. I live there, I work there. I would not even have ever happened upon it in a serious way if not for Rich. He found the apartment and we moved in.
And when we moved in together I knew that it was actually more than just the apartment because Rich and I, after we moved in, we hugged and then Rich looked me in the eye and I could tell from the look in his eyes that what he was trying to say to me was, “Tom, we're not just moving in together. We're committing to always being in each others corners, to always having each other's backs, and as a symbol of this, for not one day that you live in this apartment will you ever have to purchase paper towels. I will get them for you 100 percent. And it's going to be an unspoken thing between us. Totally unspoken.”
But the truth is I did take advantage of Rich, but he is so responsible! He always would stock it! It was amazing.
So tonight, I want to repay all of Rich's generosity with this symbolic roll of paper towels. It is select-a-size.
Cheers to happiness, to life.
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Tom Lehman

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