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Train Enthusiast Enthusiast Lyrics by Tom Rosenthal

2022

[Intro]
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot

[Verse 1]
I would happily scroll through a thousand cats
Just to see you there by some random old tracks
I would mindlessly dive down the deep rabbit hole
Just to stumble across your beautiful
Face so pure all the angels can rest
And I simply can't imagine you having sex
Oh no, I shouldn’t have planted that thought in my head

[Chorus]
But if I drove a train (If I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by)
Boy, I would toot
All the tones just for you
And I would almost certainly lose my job as the train driver

[Post-Chorus]
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot, toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot

[Verse 2]
I often lie in my bed
Thoughts of your fashion sense
And how you even look good
With a camera on your head
Never thought wheels whizzing by
Could be so emotive
Watching someone, watch a locomotive
So pure like untrodden snow
Trainspotting but with a cherubic glow
To be honest with you, though
I don't really care about trains

[Chorus]
But if I would drive one (If I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by)
Boy, I would toot
All the tones just for you
Oh you might think me rash but I'm a train enthusiast
Enthusiast

[Post-Chorus]
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot toot toot toot toot
Toot-toot
Toot toot toot

[Bridge]
Dick Mabbutt, Class 43’s
The limit of my expertise
DRS, HST's
I only know the name of these because of you

[Chorus]
But if I drove a train (If I drove a train)
And I happened to pass you by (Pass you by)
Boy I would toot
All the tones just for you
One day I'll find something that makes my life go flash
But for now, I'm a train enthusiast
Enthusiast

About “Train Enthusiast Enthusiast” by Tom Rosenthal

Read the complete lyrics to "Train Enthusiast Enthusiast" by Tom Rosenthal in 2022. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Independent, UK, Pop.

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