[VERSE 1] The chef just left. My food is getting cold Sitting in the diner watching China get the gold Vagina's getting old. I need to mix it up She tryna get me home, roofies in a dixie cup She calls it pixie dust, but I hate fairies Like I hate missionary sex with rolling commentary Popping cherries is scary, ain't Mr. Maraschino Chicks is too Childish, you know they Gambino Can't be no Tony Funk chick, VIP at the function Unless you got an ass, cooking up a luncheon Just hook me up with something, a steak is fine Then pair the steak up with a case of wine If you think it's time, baby do your thing You must be a teacher, the way you're giving brain's insane Like don't you know I'm loco? Motivated. They're saying he's so dope Yeah Yeah [VERSE 2] Yo Roger start the countdown. Steve stay steady Stan and Francine are almost home, get ready No confetti just spaghetti I guess it'll have to do Sledding in the morning, chess in afternoons A yes to platitudes, a no to taking action Actually doing anything is old-fashioned Mashing up potatoes, chicken alfredo Eating waffles on the beach like I was in San Diego Attraction is fatal, but so is death So why not live your life a mile high on meth? The chef just left. My food is going bad Like most conversations I've had with my Bag it up. Baby bag it up At the grocery store getting baguettes and laxatives Add it up. It was fifty-seven cents In second grade thinking that I'd be the president That's a good one. The hell you think you're doing? I'm finished with this song man, I'm ready for a new one
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