[Intro: TraphouseSports and Jeremy St. Louis]
(Prescott is planning to undergo season-ending surgery)
CTE Records
(That's per multiple reports, the Dallas quarterback dealing with a partially torn hamstring, will reportedly consult with one more specialist)
Damn
(Before a decision is made)
Damn, damn, damn
[Verse One: TraphouseSports]
My tolerance shorter than K1
My temper shorter than K1
Been a Cowboys fan since day one
So I think it's time for me to say something
Man, I hate this team, I hate this sport
I need a 40 ounce and three Newports
This team got me wanting to crash some shit
My team boo-boo like laxativеs
Our season over, so I'm like fuck it, еverybody 'bout to catch this shit
Man, everybody 'bout to catch the smoke
And I'm facing it, no passing it
So first off, fuck the Commanders, y'all sorry as hell
Yo, is y'all the Commanders from Handmaid's Tail
What the fuck kind of name is Commanders?
Y'all should've went with the Washington Georges
I'm in the studio in all-black Forces
My CTE tweakin', now I'm hearing voices
Fuck the Giants, that team is embarrassing
Daniel Jones is a national terrorist
Y'all gave all that money to a terrorist
Giants ain't been shit since Eli
Fuck the Titans and fuck Will Levi
Fuck the Steelers except George Pickens
[Refrain: TraphouseSports]
My CTE tweakin' like George Pickens
I'm outside feelin' like George Pickens
Run up, and I'm tweakin' like George Pickens
Now you at the Kobe game with floor tickets (CTE)
[Verse Two: TraphouseSports]
The whole AFC North on crack (CTE)
The whole AFC North on meth (CTE)
Fuck the Browns, they season done (CTE)
J'bo time should've started week one (CTE)
The Ravens really got me sick to my stomach
How many motherfuckers y'all need running?
Man, fuck the Bengals, they really tried me
I said "let me show 'em who really shiesty"
Why Pat Mahomes walk like he a bad bitch?
Out there running like he just got his toes done
Why Caleb Williams think he a bad bitch?
Out there playing like he just got his nails did
Oh, shit, that's because he did
JJettas look like Ricch the Kid
Tua better not risk a hit
Mike McDaniels need an exorcist
Mike McDaniels is the anti-christ
[?] for Tua, bro why
I wouldn't even put Tua in the game
He one hit away from not knowing his name
He one hit away from not remembering a thing
My CTE tweakin', now I'm seeing double
My CTE got me ready to rumble
I'm ballin' like Lebron at the bubble
[Verse Three: TraphouseSports]
Raiders owner need a new lineup
CJ Stroud look like Brittany Griner
Panthers shouldn't even rebuild
They just need to set the team on fire
Baker Mayfield or Baker may whiff?
Baker may wrap that ball like a gift
Baker may give that ball to the opps
Bullets to the opps, he a YN
Man, fuck the Saints, why y'all so ass?
Used all your powers tryna beat my team
My CTE tweakin' like Draymond Green
28-3, he ain't got no ring
Fuck the Jags, they ain't got no bling
Justin Herbert look like he swing
Geno Smith look like Young Dro, but he'll never win with his shoulder lean
[Verse Four: TraphouseSports]
A-Rich don't even like his team
He was like "please get me out this game"
Drake Maye what? Drake may bang
Why'd Drake Maye throw a pick to lose the game
My CTE tweakin', my body itchin'
Who the Jets got at quarterback, somebody missing
I know damn well that ain't Perc Rodgers with a worse record than Zach Wilson
I know damn well that ain't Jordan Love with his family sittin' next to God's team
Man fuck the Packers, I hate the Packers, and why is y'all named after shipping?
Bo Nix look like he on crack
And Sean Payton showed it to him
Why Josh Allen run the ball like he tryna find out what Kobe doing?
Fuck the Eagles and whatever they are
Fuck Jalen Hurts and fuck Saquon
Saquon think he in Cirque de Soleil
Matthew Stafford look like white Sway
Matthew Stafford look like Elon Musk
My CTE tweakin', I'm 'bout to bust
My CTE tweakin', I'm 'bout to fuss
My CTE tweakin', I'm 'bout to cuss
Fuck
Jared Goff
All the progress you made is lost
So fuck him and fuck the Lions
And motherfuckin' fuck the 49ers
[Outro: Traphousesports]
(Fuck the 49ers)
(Fuck the 49ers)
(Fuck the 49ers)
(Fuck the 49ers, y'all a sorry ass team)
(Fuck the 49ers)
(I hate the 49ers)
(I hate the 49ers)
