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The Crooked Man vs Slender Man Lyrics by Trav Shark

2022

[Intro: The Announcer]
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HOUSERY
THE CROOKED MAN
VS
SLENDER MAN
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: The Crooked Man]
Let me tell a story, A STORY about a Slender Man.He would walk the Slender mile hiding pages, not quite a fan. (oh please)
Not getting the population, the nation, the temptation on your film
Barely showed your ass white no face on screen, should've called it a microfilm
I can't tell if you were born like this or spent hours in gobi
Sheesh, I didn't think you would kill a family like Toby
With that ugly look and style, didn't know you would have a wife and daughter
But I guess when you're against me, it's more lambs to the slaughter
You wеre never a gamе, just a photoshop
Thinking you would get fame and hit the top
Your game is just not scary with all its gimmicks
You're just an inspiration of what Siren Head fucking mimics
[Verse 2: Slender Man]
Are you done with your shitty verse?
It almost sounded like you didn't even rehearse
Looking like a pedophile with the creepy ass smile
You better start running if you want to do a Crooked mile
Luring people and killing them is sort of my shtick
The only thing that's crooked is your umbrella stick
All you do is jack off horror from a kid's toy
Just a figment, not real but destroying joy
Now I'm making you red. (yeah)
So you're gonna be dead. (ha)
Didn't think I would see something so graphic
At the end of this, you're gonna see static
[Verse 3: The Crooked Man]
I can see you spend most of your days around roble
You should've been deleted like your horror game on mobile
I expected more from your Arrival
But I guess when you're against me, you're nothing but a rival
I get all the spotlight while you blend into the background
Feeling like I'm deaf from the booming you do as sound
From how you're standing, you look like a JPeg
You're so ugly, you came out as a Plants vs Zombies Easter egg
[Verse 4: Slender Man]
You want to talk about Easter eggs, your shitty ass was in a circus
Have a hat fused to your face, acting like me hiding in Quercus
So how about you go to Crooked Hell to ring a bell
Your shitty tricks don't make it so Conjuring
Try to find my pages, maybe it'll make you start hurrying
With every word you talk and rhyme, it's just a waste of time
Your little song wasn't all that groovy
Your fears you bring is lifeless...like the reviews on your movie. (ha, ha, ha)
[Outro: The Announcer]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP- *Slender Man encounter sound effect* O-OF HOUSERY
AHH!
Credits
Trav Shark

Trav Shark

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