[Hook]
I'm Christmas Shopping
You don't wanna see me get the nerf gun that I got for my cousin poppin', (Pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop!)
Coz bodies be droppin', all the presents I'm coppin'
I've gotta provide for my fam and my team
I just got my Dad the greatest hits CD by Queen, (Somebody to love)
I'm Christmas Shopping
You don't wanna see me get the nerf gun that I got for my cousin poppin', (Pop!)
Coz bodies be droppin', all the presents I'm coppin'
I've gotta provide for my fam and my team, (Yee)
I just got my bro all seasons of Two and a Half Men, starring Charlie Sheen (What a fucken great show)
[Verse One]
Uh-oh, watch out if you see me at Shoppo, (Fuck off)
I will send you to the emergency for an oppo, (You wanna get shanked?)
If you take my parking spot and I swear cunt I'll shatter your hip, (You wanna die?)
Trust me you do not wanna spend Christmas Eve hooked up to an IV drip
Let me get my presents so I don't need to take yours, (Dog)
I promised my other cousin I get him a skateboard
Only one left in the store I'm down to tussle
I will Campbell Brown a motherfucker hustle and the bustle, (While you're not lookin')
I seen this one kid testing a skateboard in the aisles, (Oi!)
I said "get the fuck up off it cunny", he just looked and smiled, (Whatchu lookin' at?!)
I said "don't think I won't bash you just because you are a child", (You wanna go!?)
Lets say I'm the reason that K-Mart has got the bloodstained tiles
I won't wait til boxing day to get the gloves on, (Ding ding motherfucker)
The only present that I want's a fucking punch on, (Let's go motherfucker)
Right left who's next for the left right goodnight
I was next on self serve, fuck off or we will fight! (Yeah)
[Hook]
I'm Christmas Shopping
You don't wanna see me get the nerf gun that I got for my cousin poppin', (Pop! pop! pop!)
Coz bodies be droppin', all the presents I'm coppin'
I've gotta provide for my fam and my team
I just got my Dad the greatest hits CD by Queen (We will rock you)
I'm Christmas Shopping
You don't wanna see me get the nerf gun that I got for my cousin poppin'
Coz bodies be droppin', all the presents I'm coppin'
I've gotta provide for my fam and my team, (Like a real man)
I just got my bro all seasons of Two and a Half Men, starring Charlie Sheen (And the fat kid)
[Verse Two]
Mum says she wants a new toaster, or a four poster
Something for lamb and slow cooker or a roaster
Mum you've already got me, I'm a cooker that's slow
And I walk around the room in slow-mo
She said "Ha! That's a good joke, but oi now nah don't be dog" (Woof)
And pointed at the most expensive one in the Harvey Norman catalogue, (You're kidding right?)
Fuck Mum, I was hoping you wanted something cheap
I can't afford that - even though I spend 80 bucks on a Q a week
So when it gets to Christmas Day I know that Mum's gonna be pissed
When I rock up empty handed saying her present's a kiss, (So thoughtful Mum)
Especially when she gets me everything on my list, (Thanks)
But guess what Mum, this is karma coz you're such a fucken bitch (Ya cunt!)
But I'll still represent for the rest of my fam, (Respect)
I hope my pregnant 16 year old cousin appreciates the pram, (Respect)
I hope my shardy second cousin appreciates the gram, (Get off the pipe cunt)
I'm just keen for the lunch and the Christmas ham
[Hook]
I'm Christmas Shopping...
Poppin', coz bodies be droppin'
Coz bodies be droppin', all the presents I'm coppin'
I've gotta provide for my fam and my team
I just got my Dad the greatest hits CD by Queen, ya motherfucker
Christmas Shopping
You don't wanna see me get the nerf gun that I got for my cousin poppin'
Coz bodies be droppin', (Yeah) all the presents I'm coppin', (Yeah)
I've gotta provide for my fam and my team
I just got my bro all seasons of Two and a Half Men, starring Charlie Sheen you motherfuckers
