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[Narrator] Street crime is so commonplace nowadays that people are simply just giving in.
[Man is walking home one evening. Mugger corners him with a knife.]
[Mugger]: Wallet.
[Man]: Eh?
[Mugger]: Give me your wallet.
[Man]: I'm sorry?
[Mugger]: Give. Me. Your. Wallet.
[Man]: My wallet?
Mugger: Yes. Wallet. Now.
Man: You want my wallet?
[Mugger]: Yes!
[Man]: You want my wallet? [pauses and grows more assertive as he speaks] Fine, take my wallet, I don't need it anyway. Here, do you want my phone too? Right here you go, no use to me either. You want this jacket? Course you do, here's my fucking jacket, doesn't fucking fit me anyway. Want this gold pocket watch given to me by my late uncle? Course you fucking do, batteries are fucking broke, here you fucking go!
[Man's tone of voice becomes more aggressive and he starts pulling out and dragging the the following people and items as he mentions them name by name.]
[Man]: You want the keys to my fucking house, go ahead. Here, take my wife, my kids, my dog, my cat, my hamster, my guinea pig, my goldfish, my porcupine, my yak, my parents, my sister and my brother-in-law, they all get on my fucking tits! Take my Sports Day trophies, my toothbrush, my collection of original Monet paintings, take my bottles of brandy, take my lighter, take my cigarettes - [normal tone] actually, I'll hang onto those - [back to shouting] take my lifetime suscription of 'Sweaty Asian Cocks Monthly'!
[Wife]: What?
[Man]: Shut up dear. Just have the whole fucking lot!! I'm fucking sick of them!!! I'm fucking had enough of it all!!!!
[Man stomps off angrily. Mugger and everybody else looks on stunned.]
[Mugger]: Um... lovely moon out?
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Tripped Electric

Tripped Electric

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