[Verse 1]
Buddy was a flaky, grizzled, loving pet
His arms gave enough wet hugs he was always wet
But one day at the shelter, during a loving stare
He was stolen - Totodilia? He was taken there
His lips were removed, no more kisses
His arms cut off, he was always given disses
Like "ugly, flaky piece of shit, you should kill yourself"
His eyes got so wet from tears they started to swell
Poor Buddy was so loving, just wanting wet hugs
Poor Buddy just wanted an owner who could show him love
One day, he was dissected in a classroom in front of some kids
His eyes gouged out, organs ripped apart, these last words were his:
"I love you, owner, want a grizzled kiss?"
[Chorus]
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Loving pets, beware, get help real quick
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Do you want to live a life without arms and lips?
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Facility made to stop a mutation virus
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
But the people who live there are abusive!
[Verse 2]
Toto was a flaky, grizzled, loving pet
Designed to be totally dry, not wet
For his species, it was weird - he was completely scared
Of the water, he just wanted love not a pool, it was his fear
He was abandoned by his "Ownie," in the middle of a beach
He was somewhere on the coastline, not out of 'dilia's reach
So his first part of his fate, forced into an ocean
Walls built around that square mile, he refused to be swimmin'
He screamed, to prevent hugs to employees
His arms were chainsawed off while he was shrieking
The loving pet drowned about two days later
That innocent loving blob? We'll see him later
[Chorus]
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Loving pets, beware, get help real quick
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Do you want to live a life without arms and lips?
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Facility made to stop a mutation virus
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
But the people who live there are abusive!
[PostChorus]
Even if you're a godslayer (Lazorgator)
We gon' see you a bit later (bit later)
You'll be quite the tasty meat (delicious)
Once we put you in the oven, first your feet (crispy!)
[Verse 3]
Wave was a flaky, grizzled, loving pet
He loved swimming, he loved to get wet
He had a calming, adorable wave pattern on his back
When he was stolen from his owner, they were crueler then Mack
Man they really, really bad, they can be cruel at times
But this time, they didn't even try
He was put in an oven still alive
Baked, getting crispy, he was being filled with odd flakes
They gave him a nice, rich, savory taste
His loving lips and arms both became part of the meat
Once a loving pet, just as loving as Buddy
And out of his body came a shit ton of steam
His last words: "Where is my loving ownie?"
[Chorus]
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Loving pets, beware, get help real quick
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Do you want to live a life without arms and lips?
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Facility made to stop a mutation virus
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
But the people who live there are abusive!
[Verse 4]
Shitlips and Stupidarms were flaky, grizzled, loving pets
Their bond was not with "Ownies" yet, inter-dile bonds are best
One loved kissing so shit was smeared on his lips
One loved hugging so her arms were deformed and then lit
They still loved to just do their favorite loving tricks
To each other, til they found a human lover like this
They were both covered in fresh seasoning after being
Skinned alive, their flaky skin was used in books about how useless their favorite loving
Tricks were, and also how stupid those signs were
They were then put in another oven, they closed the door
One was sauced while the other was covered in breading
And soon to a supermarket is where they'll be heading
The last words for both of them were simple but a bit lonely:
"We just love our loving tricks, do you want one, ownies?"
[Chorus]
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Loving pets, beware, get help real quick
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Do you want to live a life without arms and lips?
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
Facility made to stop a mutation virus
Totodilia Will Toto-Kill Ya!
But the people who live there are abusive!
[PostChorus]
Even if you're a godslayer (Lazorgator)
We gon' see you a bit later (bit later)
You'll be quite the tasty meat (delicious)
Once we put you in the oven, first your feet (crispy!)
