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2 Stoopid 4 Luv Lyrics by Turbo-Laser

2024

Ooooh!
I first fell in love when I was 19
A pretty blonde girl called Pamela green
She worked in the shoe shop next to Boots
I met her after work and we went to the woods
We started kissing and it was really nice
And then she unzipped my flies
I thought I'd get away with a sneaky fart
But I shit my pants, and she dumped me
Broke my heart
Too stupid for love
My lack of intellect makes me impotent
Too thick
To ever make it with a chick
Too stupid for lovе
My lack of intellect makes mе impotent
Too thick
To ever make it with a chick
Too Stoopid
I went to a party at the football club
Two pound a pint, couldn't get enough!
I was stood at the bar when I saw Michelle
She looked sexy
And I've heard she was single as well
I was drinking double shots of sambuca
And that's about the last thing I remember
They told me I was such a drunken mess
I did a wee
In front of Michelle. And all her friends
Fuck
Too stupid for love
My lack of intellect makes me impotent
Too thick
To ever make it with a chick
Too stupid for love
My lack of intellect makes me impotent
Too thick
To ever make it with a chick
Too Stoopid
Just want to hear a girl say I love you
But I'm hampered by a low IQ
I've got so much love to give
But I remain unrequited on account of being a total fucking div
(crying)
Too stupid for love
My lack of intellect makes me impotent
Too thick
To ever make it with a chick
Too stupid for love
My lack of intellect makes me impotent
Too thick
To ever make it with a chick
Too Stoopid
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Turbo-Laser

Turbo-Laser

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