[Verse]
I'll admit there's times I feel like hiding and just riding out the winter forecast
The fire's lit but nothing feels as cozy as the rosy days of Christmases past
But I know of an old man, they called him a miser and a geezer
Yes I know he felt like I do, that old humbug Ebenezer
Then the ghosts all came and they called his name
And they showed him his own grave
He awoke with a start with a change of heart and a holiday to save
[Chorus]
He found his Turbo Christmas
He found his Turbo cheer
He rang his Turbo jingle bells
And he had a happy New Year
So have a Turbo Christmas
(We are having a holiday, you are having a holiday)
Have some Turbo fun
(We are having a holiday, you are having a holiday)
To quote a Turbo Tiny Tim
([?] having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
"God bless us, every one"
([?] having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
[Verse]
It's December, you're less than very merry sitting missing all the fun summer joy
But remember the season is the reason why "pa rum pum" came to the drummer boy
He was rocking around the Holy Land, backing up all the hottest bands and hey, I think maybe
For somebody who was more than skilled, it's possible he was less than thrilled to play for a baby
But he came upon the manger with his drumsticks and his snare
And he realized that deep inside was a Turbo beat to share
[Chorus]
He found his Turbo Christmas
He found his Turbo cheer
He found his Turbo jingle bells
And he had a happy New Year
So have a Turbo Christmas
(We are having a holiday, you are having a holiday)
Have some Turbo fun
(We are having a holiday, you are having a holiday)
Have a turbo holiday
([?] having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
Pa rum pum pum pum pum
([?] having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
[Bridge]
Little drummer boy, give us a beat!
Hey Santa [yes?] tell me how you do the things you do
Tell me how you fly the sleigh on through the cold, cold night
Hey Santa [yes?] tell me how you get to every house
How'd you stay as quiet as a mouse and out of sight?
Hey Santa, and have you ever fought a polar bear?
Hey Santa, how is it that you still have all your hair?
Hey Santa, what's your secret? Oh I really wanna know
[Well, the secret is I always keep it—]
T-U-R-B-O, T-U-R-B-O, T-U-R-B
[Oh, ho, ho, ho!]
[Chorus]
Christmas
(We are having a holiday, we are having a holiday)
[Happy Turbo Christmas!]
Spread the Turbo cheer
(We are having a holiday, we are having a holiday)
[And a happy Turbo New Year!]
Ring your Turbo jingle bells
(We are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
[Turbo Kwanzaa!]
And have a happy New Year
(We are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
[And a Turbo Hanukkah!]
May Turbo Father Christmas
(You are having a holiday, we are having a holiday)
[Joyeux Noel Turbo!]
Make your wish come true
(We are having a holiday, you are having a holiday)
[Turbo solstice!]
The Turboest of hoildays
(We are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
[Turbo Christmas to all]
From Turbo me, to Turbo you
(We are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
[And Turbo a good night!]
(We are having a holiday, we are having a holiday
You are having a holiday, we are having a holiday
You are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday
We are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
(We are having a holiday, we are having a holiday
You are having a holiday, we are having a holiday
You are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday
We are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
(Christmas!)
(We are having a holiday, we are having a holiday
You are having a holiday, we are having a holiday)
[Oh ho ho ho, oh ho ho!]
(You are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday
We are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
[ho ho ho, oh ho ho!]
(We are having a holiday, we are having a holiday
You are having a holiday, we are having a holiday)
[Oh ho ho ho ho, oh goodness]
(You are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday
We are having a holiday, Turbo's having a holiday)
[Turbo ho ho ho ho, Turbo ho ho ho ho ho ho! Alright]
