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Choicest Blends Lyrics by Turnip Blood

Sanitary Lunch/Different by Defect

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Standing out behind 21st amendment liquor
Drinking off what he just bought trying to get sicker
Thinks he's god's gift to women but he's got this crutch
He's only this funny when he drinks this much
Why don't you wait a while
You might come back in style
I gotta find a bank machine
I'm gonna drink myself clean
We've got the choicest blends so girls meet men and lie to them
We've got the choicest blends and girls meet men so lie to them
Got the choicest blends of women and men so lie with them
She runs across thе street in the freezing cold
Warmed-up cheeks and a frozen nosе
But she's too drunk to notice pain
Or how all the cars swerve out of her way
She thinks she sees a guy she knows
Maybe she went to school with him
Might've met in a bar last year
Maybe never but he'll buy her a beer
We've got the choicest blends so girls meet men and lie to them
We've got the choicest blends and girls meet men so lie to them
Got the choicest blends of women and men so lie with them
Now she knows that he's not really funny
And he knows she could have left with anybody
But, what's to do friday night
What's to do friday night
Just standing out behind 21st amendment liquor
Drinking off what he just bought trying to get sicker
Thinks he's god's gift to women but he's got this crutch
He's only this funny when he drinks this much
But, what's to do friday night
What's to do friday night
What's to do friday night
What's to do friday night
Got the choicest blends of women and men so lie with them
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Turnip Blood

Turnip Blood

About “Choicest Blends” by Turnip Blood

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"Choicest Blends" appears on "Sanitary Lunch/Different by Defect".

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