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14 Days Of Christmas Lyrics by TWxWKS

A Very TWxWKS Christmas

2021

[Intro: Bruno, JS PUNCH, Lagoon, Luwi, Beanbag, LlamaRenegade, Tuck, Cevin, Phigg, Golden, Bubby, Thurston, Sequoia & Everyone]
Fourteen days in two weeks
Thirteen Dr. Man tweets
Twelve Larry's leaping
Eleven fleshlights for piping
Ten male strippers
Nine crafters mining
Eight gooners gooning
Seven cevins ceving
Six shitters shitting
Five Golden
Four bonus songs (Four, four okay)
Three Jefferkins
Two mommy milkers
And a Christmas EP from TWxWKS, Christmas EP from TWxWKS
Christmas EP from TWxWKS
[Verse 1: Thurston]
I need some good ass presents, so I wrote my list twice
I'm tryna feel like Jack Frost, so I asked for some ice
But Santa wanna know, if I've been actin' naughty or nice
Shit I don't know homie, maybe you should go ask your wife (Go ask your wife)
[Verse 2: Bubby & JS PUNCH]
Treason, new album out in a season
Coming back around, but you know I'm just teasin' (You know I'm just teasin')
Nick Holiday Sеason
Bruno on a Christmas album committin' treason
[Verse 3: Bruno]
Santa Santa Santa Santa bring me my banana
I’m going fuckin crazy need a vacay in Havana
My gold is bust down like hеr name was Thotiana
I don’t smoke no cigars need something stronger than Cubanas
[Verse 4: Thurston]
Nah I'm just playin' Nick you know I wouldn't do you like that
But, on the real imma need them presents, let's run it back
If I don't get everything that I put on this list
I'm coming to the North Pole to take your toys and your bitch
[Verse 5: Bubby & JS PUNCH]
And if this shooter comes around you know we dropping like bars
And-and-and Get a little chilly when she deckin' my halls
And-and-and I hope she feel as empty as my wallet
I call it Navidad what do you call it?
[Verse 6: Tuck]
Ain't baking cookies in the kitchen, I been with it like dough
I got some dirt up on my name, I wash it off with some soap
If you tryna get in with TWxWKS you better just cope
Because the only way you hangin' with a chair and a rope
[Verse 7: Bubby]
I suck that dick so hard, I got a boner
Walk inside the club, I'm the owner
Cheating on my girl, I got a boner
She like [?] Krispy Kreme I got a boner
[Verse 8: Tuck]
I be counting up that money, you be gettin' the coal
I flip the brick like the Olympics I be getting the goal
I put that bitch up on my wishlist, I'm in need in some hole
And if you don't believe in Santa you get hit with the pole
All these opps is pocket-watching tryna take from my stocking
But, if I catch him tryna pop I put a bag on his noggin
I'm in that coupe same color candy cane you know how I'm rocking
It's a cold cold world putting on my toboggan
I can't quit this excellence you givin' off that pestilence
We going to the top we up on Everest
Getting all this bread and they say save some for the rest of us
You already know I keep that pole just like it's Festivus
[Outro: Yee]
Jesus Is King
I don't go to church on Sundays
Circumcised she said I could come over someday
Eat it like lasagna that's Garfield on Mondays
Andrew Garfield
I drew a dick pic like Jonah Hill in SuperBad
Got these bitches super mad
All I want for Christmas is to fuck your dad
Shout out to TWxWKS
That's fourteen days
Thurston out here queerbatin'
Shout out to the gays
Two weeks
Fourteen days
December 14th is not Christmas day
Bazinga
Credits
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