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Zodiac (Live @ KPIG) Lyrics by Tyrants in Therapy

Spoken Weird

2019

Zodiac (Live @ KPIG) (1:55)
(by M. Jaye / A. Kanter / B. Robles)
CH 1
I hate the Zodiac, it just ain’t where it’s at It put a spell on me
It made me black ‘n blue, It made me sad all through
Yes I hate the Zodiac
V 1
I met a guy who was a Gemini, Before hello he said goodbye
So I hailed a taxicab, But the driver was a crab
His eyes were ocean deep, And soon I learned he was a creep
When his hand crept upon my knee
V 2
I heard a Leo roar, On the floor outside my door
I had to let him in, But I never would again
He needed admiration
And oral stimulation
That cat was such a chore
BR 1
Cry out and you get no answer!
Your sweater’s reekin’ with B.O
And your hopes all start to fade
But still you go on with the show
V 3
I met an Aquarian
He wanted to be just friends
So we hitchhiked up the Coast
And we shared a box of Melba toast
His soul he had to cleanse
And so he sold his Mercedes-Benz
And now he tends a flock of goats
Ch 2
I hate the Zodiac, It stuck me where I’m at
It made my chest so flat Why is my butt so fat?
You don’t have to answer that! That’s why I hate the Zodiac
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Tyrants in Therapy

Tyrants in Therapy

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"Zodiac (Live @ KPIG)" appears on "Spoken Weird" in 2019.

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