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Chat Support Lyrics by Uhhhhhhh!!, THE BUSSIN BOYS

Chat Support 2.0

2025

[Spoken Intro]
Welcome to chat support
[Intro]
(Screams)
[Verse 1]
Dug through my closet, found a time machine
Covered in dust, circa 2013
Turned it on—oh my god, it still works!
But the Wi-Fi’s dead, and I’m feelin’ cursed
[Pre-Chorus]
I type in my passcode—wrong, wrong, wrong
Try my ex’s birthday—ugh, so long gone
So I hit up Apple, got them on chat
But five minutes in, I’m losin’ track
[Chorus]
Where’s the serial number? Where does it hide?
They say “Check the back,” but it’s too scratched to find
Now they’re talkin’ about Settings, but it won’t turn on
I think I’m too dumb to own an Apple product, y’all!
[Verse 2]
Support keeps typing, bubbles in the chat
"Try a hard reset!" But what even is that?
Hold this button, click that thing
I swear they’re just makin’ up words on my screen
[Pre-Chorus]
I take a deep breath—nope, can’t go on
Instead, I just call my friend named John
“Dude, I swear, I just lost my mind”
He says, “Bro, same—Apple got me last time”
[Chorus]
Where’s the serial number? Where does it hide?
They say “Check the back,” but it’s too scratched to find
Now they’re talkin’ about Settings, but it won’t turn on
I think I’m too dumb to own an Apple product, y’all!
[Bridge]
Maybe it’s fate, maybe it’s a sign
Maybe I should leave this relic behind
Or frame it like art, put it on display
Tell my grandkids, “This was an iPad in my day!”
[Outro]
So I close the chat, tell Apple goodbye
Gonna leave this iPad right where it lies
John says, “Wanna hang?” Yeah, that sounds great
Forget my iPad—I'll be home late!
Doo-doo-doo… Apple got me stressin’… Doo-doo-doo… Shoulda bought a Samsung...
Credits
Uhhhhhhh!!

Uhhhhhhh!!

THE BUSSIN BOYS

THE BUSSIN BOYS

About “Chat Support” by Uhhhhhhh!!

Read the complete lyrics to "Chat Support" by Uhhhhhhh!!, THE BUSSIN BOYS from the album "Chat Support 2.0" in 2025. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Chat Support" appears on "Chat Support 2.0" in 2025.

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