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Haroldi’s Interlude Lyrics by Ultra Shield

New Shield

2021

[Haroldi]
I asked this girl if she wanna get lunch
She said "It's twelve PM why don't we just get brunch?"
After brunch, me and that girl went to my house
I went to my cabinet and got season four of the Brady Bunch
After that, we played some basketball
While we were playing, I hit her up with a double clutch
Then I told her I'll be right back
Then I came back and hit her with a fucking bat
Took her in and sat her on my couch
Where I pulled out my crack pipe and started doing crack
I got bored and put her in my Cadillac
We drove off and I told myself that I wasn't coming back
Then the cops were behind me, so I stopped and put on my trucker's hat
I did that so he won't think I'm black
He came up to my car and asked "Why do you have a kayak?"
Because I'm going fishing for polar bears
He said "Okay, move along" I was driving for hours
I looked in the back and saw her thong
I stopped, looked and then took a hit from my bong
So we finally got to the river, I said "That drive was long"
She was still knocked out
I got the kayak out and put it in the river
I put her in the kayak and start-it's fuh-floating
She woke up and screamed "What the hell are you doing?"
I said "Who the hell were you screwing?"
Then I pulled out the Glock and shot her

About “Haroldi’s Interlude” by Ultra Shield

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"Haroldi’s Interlude" appears on "New Shield" in 2021.

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