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I Want a Man Lyrics by Uncle Bonsai

Boys Want Sex in the Morning

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[Ashley and Arni, Andrew]
I want a man who'll wash the dishes
I want a man who'll make the bed
I want a man who's not suspicious
I want a man who's halfway dead
I want a man who'll do the laundry
Vacuum the carpets, sweep the floor
I want a man who knows his boundaries
No one could ask for more
I want a woman who --
Oh shut up
Sit down
Yes dear, here dear, right away
I want a man who follows orders
I want a man with nothing to say
I want a man with no ambition
I want a man with half a brain
I want a man without a mission
I want a man who won't complain
I want a man who'll carve the turkey
Feed the goldfish, cook the meal
I want a man who's kind of jerky
I want a man who does not feel
Just a second, dear, I am coming
Just a moment, I'm on my way
Can I get you a cup of tea, dear?
Just a moment; you'll need a tray
I want a man with no desires
I want a man without a goal
I want a man who'll build the fires
Stir the coffee, stir the coals
I want a man who likes what I like
Does what I do, won't say no
I want a man who'll always be there
I want a man who'll let me go
Just a second, I'll fix the toaster
Just a moment, I'll get the door
Just a moment, you'll need a coaster
Let me get it; your feet are sore
Just a moment, dear, wait a minute, darling
Just a moment, I'm on my way
Can I get you a cup of tea, dear?
Just a moment, you'll need a tray
[All]
Just a moment, dear, wait a minute, darling
Just a moment, love, I'm on my way
Can I get you this, can I get you that?
Can I get you anything at all to start the day?
Just a moment, dear, wait a minute, darling
Just a moment, love, I'm on my way
Can I get you this, can I get you that?
Can I get you anything at all to start the day?
Credits
Uncle Bonsai

Uncle Bonsai

About “I Want a Man” by Uncle Bonsai

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