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Scrubs Lyrics by Uncle Dane

The Album Main

2016

[Verse 1]
A scrub is a dude that thinks he's good
But couldn't hit the side of a bus stop
Always spamming his binds in chat
And just sits at the bottom of the scoreboard (No)

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want your Uber (No)
I don't wanna give you mine and (No)
I don't wanna overheal you (No)
I don't wanna do a high five

[Chorus]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Rockin' them booties and sword with a Tide Turner
Trying to kill a sentry
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Sitting on the E key, spamming after taking five damage
In the chat complaining

[Verse 2]
And this scrub is hitting me
But the team is really weak
Get a kill before you approach me
'Cause I'm wearing three hats
And he's got bronze badge
I'm healing no Free-To-Play trash, so

[Pre-Chorus]
I don't want your Uber (No)
And I don't wanna give you mine and (No)
I don't wanna overheal you (No)
I don't wanna do a high five

[Chorus]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Rockin' them booties and sword with a Tide Turner
Trying to kill a sentry
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Sitting on the E key, spamming after taking five damage
In the chat just complaining

[Verse 3]
You built a gun at the last point
James98, I'm talking to you
You missed a stab on a Brass Beast Heavy
Killer420, I'm talking to you
You don't have your monitor turned on
Asian Letters Guy, I'm talking to you
Wanna get a heal from me? Get real, oh no
I don't want, no, oh

[Bridge]
No scrub
No scrub (No, no, no, no)
No scrub
No scrub (No, no, no, no, no)

[Chorus]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Rockin' them booties and sword with a Tide Turner
Trying to kill a sentry
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Sitting on the E key, spamming after taking five damage
In the chat just complaining

[Outro]
I don't want no scrub
A scrub is a guy that won't get no heals from me
Sitting on the E key, spamming after taking five damage
Credits
Uncle Dane

Uncle Dane

About “Scrubs” by Uncle Dane

Read the complete lyrics to "Scrubs" by Uncle Dane from the album "The Album Main" in 2016. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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"Scrubs" is credited to Uncle Dane. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Scrubs" appears on "The Album Main" in 2016.

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