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Gayest Ballad EVER Lyrics by Uncle Outrage

The Early Years ’99-’02

1999

[Verse 1]
Kickboxing nor taekwondo will help you not get raped
Rapists are not afraid of bruises and/or scrapes
[Chorus]
You, maybe you, maybe you
Won't get raped
You, maybe you, maybe you
Won't get raped
[Verse 2]
Take a look outside your window
You will not get raped
Thousands of gods and demons have
Extinguished the whole lake
[Chorus]
You, maybe you
Can have a stilted leg
You, maybe you, maybe you
Won't get raped

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"Gayest Ballad EVER" appears on "The Early Years ’99-’02" in 1999.

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