[Verse 1] My woman used to serve me party liquor in bed It was a nice way to greet the day - with a clear head But she hauled ass and now I missed my morning drank No coffee, tea or milk for me. Ugh, no thank ya No bacon, eggs, and toast please, don't go there There's a goblin in my head and he's a pushing out my hair If my hands won't a shaking, I'd grab my .45 And shoot that mockingbird that's raising hell outside And shoot the wall And shoot the door And shoot that poky-dotted dragon that's a laying on the floor I know what it is, I've seen it before [Chorus] It's Alkyhol withdrawal It's Alkyhol withdrawal It's Alkyhol withdrawal It's Alkyhol withdrawal But don't worry, I'm okay [Verse 2] The preacher stopped by and he offered to pray I said, 'get me to the liquor store or get the hell away' Then I said 'excuse me, preacher, whilst I fetched my kitchen broom.' I'm gonna beat that rattlesnake that just crawled into the room And when he's dead, I'm gonna back to bed I'm gonna tie me a belt around my throbbing head I got a hangover preacher and it's a thoroughbred [Chorus] It's Alkyhol withdrawal It's Alkyhol withdrawal It's Alkyhol withdrawal It's Alkyhol withdrawal But don't worry, I'm okay [?] I'm an hallucinogenizing artist, I paint all kinds of things I painted the monkey in the bathroom and he's wearing dungarees [Instrumental] [Verse 3] Well who the hell are you and what am I doing here I hope that slowing dripping liquid from that bag is everclear You the ugliest nurse I've ever seen in my life I bet ten American dollars you aren't no-damn-body's wife Unhooked this mess, I'm getting dressed I don't need no glucose tolerance test A half a gallon of hooch is all I request [Chorus] It's Alkyhol withdrawal It's Alkyhol withdrawal It's Alkyhol withdrawal It's Alkyhol withdrawal But don't worry, I'm okay
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